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A mass collection of posts I found humorous, deep, or simply enjoyable. So... enjoy ;)

[vine-gif-blog]

[powerwank]

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

[pompkinsoups]

this happened to me at school last week

[tastefullyoffensive]

“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run.” Photo by Babolattack (larger version)

[slayersublime]

[jurassicdaily]

“We have one good target gentlemen, do not shoot my raptors. Please.”

[ipayinblood]

hey so everyone reblog this with your starbucks order in the tags cause I’m training and I need to practice writing the acronyms and shit on the cups

[elevenfeathers]

I’m not american, nor do I live in a country that has starbucks, but I just looked at the tags and I am horrified

I’m no coffee snob but oh my god what the everloving fuck

#double chocolatey chip frappuccino with a pump of toffee nut syrup and a pump of cinnamon dolce syrup

#venti green tea frappe with carmell walls and java chips no whip

#grande starbucks doubleshot on ice breve no classic one pump sugar free hazelnut one pump sugar free vanilla

#vente iced black tea no water with 6 pumps of classic and cream   what does this even mean??? tea with no water????

#vanilla bean frappucino with a pump of raspberry syrup and 2 scoops of java chips with whipped cream and caramel drizzle

these aren’t fucking coffees these are fall out boy songs

[berrystumpytail]

chill bro

[roootsinmydreamland]

[neo-somaliana]

[reptles-blog]

there’s this toad at my parents house that always shows up at night to eat the bug attracted by the back porch lights and he has become pretty famous among family text messaging groups..

[agirlnamedagnes]

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills. And drink water from a whale.

[officialwumbo-deactivated201409]

Money whale spent 

[blackdariaa]

get out

[starsapart]

why would they cast chris pratt in jurassic world and not call it Parks and Rex? this was a once in a lifetime opportunity and they squandered it

[pdlcomics]

So Strong

[ninelanterns]

twinkle toes

[beetlekayleigh]

So I saw this wicked badass dragon guitar and wanted a badass dragon instrument of my own.

So I improvised…

Mine’s better. Dragon guitar:  http://www.emeraldguitars.com/the-art-of-guitar/draco/

Dragon Bros: http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

Do you think the rest of the Marauders made Sirius put a sickle into a jar every time one of them said ‘werewolf’ and he responded by pointing at Remus and saying ‘There wolf!’

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

Kind of like a swear-jar, but they referred to it as the were-jar

[thedalekdude-deactivated2019070]

There-jar!

[yourfavoriteredhead]

[warmskin-deactivated20140525]

this is literally the greatest video in the entire world

[saskiasays]

Literally.

[fairlyevenparents]

Bless this video

[never-not-reblog]

so i see some people talk about veggietales sometimes and typically its with nostalgia

but i think some people dont realize that they predicted the existence of shitpostgenerator 12 years ahead of its time

look

yea true shit larry said that

ITS THE SAME STYLE OF BULLSHIT HUMOR

fucking praise veggietales its the fucking nostradamus of its age

heres the vid if you think im making this up