joan

she/they

[vekharious]

me and my friends vtmb sonas Lana and Robyn they're toreador and brujah

and Lana's sire, Alonso

[robotslenderman]

Vampires in 2020: *Shitting themselves because phones and CCTV are everywhere*

Vampires in 2025: My Prince, I know my childe slipped up and their Masquerade violation is now on Reddit, but I think you should let this one slide because half the commenters are saying it's staged or AI

[srune]

only thing that comes to mind today.

[vandalblood]

In my next reincarnation I want to be an npc dancing at the club

[pk-sneeze]

there's a creek by my house where i smoke cigarettes. its not as pretty as it was when i moved here. i'll stand at the bridge with a monster and american spirits, with steely dan on shuffle, and enjoy my cigarette. but i kind of feel responsible for the creek. so i bring an altoids tin for the ash and the butts so i don't fuck up the creek anymore than it already is. deer are everywhere in my neighborhood, and they've always creeped me out. i feel like they're watching me, and i won't share what i think they're thinking but its not good. i've decided the next time i see a deer, and it just stands there looking at me all creepy like, i wont let the paranoia get to me. the deer are watching me, but they're just making sure i keep the creek clean. i don't ever think i'll not be creeped out by deer, but it's nicer than what the deer were doing before.

[pk-sneeze]

being poly is insane it's just like having friends but like you're never akward with them and you can kiss and stuff

[pk-sneeze]

dream blunt rotation 

.deacon blues man

.the gaucho guy

.the dumbass who destroyed the second arrangement 

.morph the cat

. steely dan- he seems like a cool guy

.kid charlemagne 

.dwayne the rock johnson 

.anyone who worked at walter beckers avocado farm

[fixxleopard]

<333

[frootfliez-deactivated20220206]

I had an idea … 

[yourfaveplayspenismusic]

Oingo Boingo play penis music!

[fuyupersimmons]

love this game so much, hidden gem of the gbc catalog...

[penworthy]

[pk-sneeze]

i apologize to my followers who followed for all of my dps and house stuff 

[pk-sneeze]

acab excluding deputy dewey

[sea-of-serpents]

[jcash91]

I laughed so hard at this.

[2460onetruepairing]

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

[zagreus]

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny

[acahope311]

bwahahahaha!

[movedtothelambytapess-deactivat]

an important note

[thatludicrousdisplay]

hey y’all I know this trend is dead but I made this so here

[wilsonbarnes]

i have this picture up on my wall,,, i love it sm