❝ -- alright? all right.

✖ park jimin ✖ twenty ✖ disengaged college student ✖ vlogger

[pkjjmin]

( mun note - hiatus

hey so! funny story my life is just kinda shit???????? again it’s like a trend just as i start thinking i can do the things i want it’s like SIKE bitch you guessed it!! so ya and i became real stressed out not too long ago lmao idek what’s going on with me but it seems that i actually won’t have time to stay here anymore and i’m so sorry i really really wanted to because i really loved interacting with everyone even if we only spoke once... i really want to stay and do those plots i’ve made up with you all and build relations and EVERYTHING and i put SO much effort into this account i really thought it would last but.. it’s just really hard rn and life is just being an ass right now i’m so sorry. i’m not sure how long i’ll stay on aim but it’s pkjimin if you want it and i’ll probably make a new one or smth idk. i'm getting really sad now because i just saw all the replies and i wow this is so lame... but hopefully this'll just be a small hiatus... maybe a month or so and things will be better, i sure hope so! so yeah, if you all can wait, and if i come back, bye for now /:

[pkjjmin]

isongtj:

[text] In my defense I told you we shouldn’t of drank rice wine.

✉ s e n d i n g ➔ s e n t ( sms:lordvomitmort ) touche… ( sms:lordvomitmort ) ok but it was either that or your bright idea to fireball w/ hot sauce n sriracha ( sms:lordvomitmort ) we couldve died ( sms:lordvomitmort ) i would be calling someone to come clean up ur dead body instead ( sms:lordvomitmort ) and why the fuck did you have to throw up so much wtf did u eat

[pkjjmin]

( logging off --

i’m just gonna leave my theme the way it is bc i’m too lazy to make a proper background so i’ll be on aim @ pkjimin or y’all can give me yours honestly i’m in the plotting mood as always. ok gbye

[pkjjmin]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[pkjjmin]

———- wait, can you reblog if you don’t mind random starters appearing in your tag whether it’s fluffy, angsty, etc. and if you actually reply to them when they do? just wanna see how many people do tbh.

[krystrvn-archive]

❝ how do you– well, i’ll probably be drunk– no. there’s probably piss stains around there. no, thank you! ❞ she declines, poking his sides and whines, fixing her hair after he had released her. at his comment, she leaned back to take a glance at him with a face as if she doubted him and flipped her hair. ❝ yeah, whatever you say. ❞ she snickers and hums, shrugging her shoulders.  ❝ yes, i can. i’ve been over in guys’ homes before, i could care less if it’s messy. it’s not like i’ll die. ❞ she retorts sarcastically, rolling her eyes and  steps away from him before he would grab her into  another headlock. 

[pkjjmin]

❝–there aren’t any piss stains anywhere, who do you think i am?❞ jimin corrected in a grimace, crossing his arms with much offense taken. it was exam season which meant stress which also meant he was too damn occupied by other more important things than a trash dump forming in the middle of his room. upon hearing her words, he snapped his head at her, eyebrows furrowing. ❝wait a -- you what? was that a plural guys’-- and homes? what were you and these guys doing? do your parents know? why didn’t i know?❞

[hvneul-deactivated20150926]

   { – } Helping out a stranger at that time of night wasn’t probably the smartest idea, seeing as he was obviously intoxicated and seeming like he was on the brink of alcohol poisoning, but the man that stood in front of her really just seemed like he was having a bad day. ❝ Ah I get you, you just.. One of those days huh? Like nothing’s going right? Cool, I get it. ❞  She flashes a knowing smile, eyes minimizing in size when she did.

Haneul thought he would have left it at that, but as she prepares herself to turn around, Jimin heads back to her. ❝ Hmm? Ah it’s all good, don’t worry about it! But yeah, I live around two blocks away. Do you mind? Maybe we could stop by the night market to get you something to soak up the alcohol too, if you’re not too tired? ❞

[pkjjmin]

he managed to choke out a laugh, nodding a few times. jimin didn’t really get like this, he despised when he let things get to him and actually hated the taste of hard liquor even more. stooping to levels as low as this point, it wasn’t him. which made things all the more embarrassing because someone else had to see him like this. ❝--yeah-- i mean, no. no, i don’t mind. i’m not too far either, sounds good.❞ his feet shuffled awkwardly as if he’d forgotten how to walk. maybe it was the light buzz he still felt, or maybe it was this situation. finally figuring they should probably start on their way, he found a working pace along side of the girl. ❝i’m jimin, by the way. sorry we had to meet like this. maybe next time’ll be a bit more decent.❞ next time, yeah, it was definitely the buzz.

[roleplayaskmemes]

Frienship starter sentences!

“You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”

“Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”

“As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”

“Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”

“You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”

“Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”

“I’ll be your wingman!”

“I know what you need, icecream and a bad movie!”

“No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”

“Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”

“Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”

 “You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”

“You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”

“Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”

“I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”

“They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”

“No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”

“I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”

“Are you eating my food?”

“Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”

“You borrowed this three months ago, can I have it back?”

[mongjjihyo]

She looked at him from behind the bed her, she was shocked to her wits unable to even come up with an answer. She quickly put her sweats on and a t shirt over her close. Standing up and smacking his arm. “YOU STILL SHOUL HAVE KNOCKED.” She said looking at him and sighed turning compeletly red. She crossed her arms. “My ass you didn’t see nothing.” She mumbled shaking her head as she looked out her bedroom door and then the one in the living room. “I didn’t know I left them open.” She said as she walked picking up her kitty Luna and grabbing her phone from the kitchen.

“I don’t carry my phone on me 24/7, second you could have called. Also I was trying on that outfit for my stylist. She wanted to know if it was a good stage performance costum. It’s not like I planned for you to see me nearly … naked.” She cringed shaking her head and patted his back. “Oh well.” She laughed it off and walked to the sofa siting down. “were my doors really open or just unlocked?” She asked confused still not sure how it was opened and sighed thinking.

She checked her phone and laughed shaking her head seeinging his messaged. “Ahh you did message me.” She mumbled looking up at him. Smiling. “Oops?” She said shrugging her shoulders. “Anyways. Whats up?” She asked him petting Luna’s head gently.

[pkjjmin]

jimin slowly pulled his hands from his eyes, not without peeking through the cracks of his fingers to make sure the coast was clear, though. sighing he inched back into the room, face immediately twisting as she began to yell again. ❝ –woah, hold up. how is this my fault? you knew i was coming you should have had clothes on, you’ve got a bathroom for a reason!❞ he wasn’t actually upset, hell, he enjoyed the show while it lasted if he was being honest, but he was definitely not about to take full blame. 

he sauntered over to her couch, making himself comfortable on the leather sofa as he sprawled himself out on it. he scoffed, ❝you yell at me like a mad woman and all i get is an ‘oops’, you’re a great friend y’know that? they were open. and you called me here, remember?❞ jokingly sneering at her as he shrugged. ❝thanks for the show, though, didn’t know you had a lil’ junk if you know what i mean.❞ that would probably earn him another ten minutes of being yelled at but it was worth a shot, at least he thought it was funny. 

❝nothin’, though. how’s everything going with you? and in all seriousness, you’re not actually wearing that outfit, right?❞

[straightwhiteboystexting]

that’s severe dedication

[bangtan]

© MINingful moment | Do not edit.

[pastxcanxhurt-deactivated201612]

I'm 100% okay with your muse having a history with mine.

[pkjjmin]

You want their families to be rivals? I’m down. They dated the same person? Cool. They have the same classes together? Neat. Our first interaction doesn’t need to be our muses first interaction. I like having already developed relationships, adds a little something. Plus, gives the opportunity for a “how did they meet” thread later on.

[krystrvn-archive]

her face expression went from happy to a pouty look real quick, her parade being rained on as  he told her she was going to sleep in the bathroom  even though he was joking… he was, right? sleeping  in the bathroom, ew. she made a face at the thought  of it and shook her head. 

❝ that hurts cause your neck will be like… at an angle– Yah! ❞ she hisses, moving her head in a circle. a grin spreading on her face afterwards until she’s pulled into a headlock, her left arm on his back and her right hand on his arm as she struggles to get out and looks at him  confused, ❝ so like.. just around you, mr. pinhead? i told you i could be your annoying sister! ❞ she snickers, teasing him.  ❝ can i like.. walk normal now? ❞

[pkjjmin]

❝–shh, nope. go to sleep... just go to sleep.❞ he whispered with a twisted grin as he pulled her along outside of the restaurant. loosening his grip, he set her head free before ruffling her hair. ❝sorry-- and i’m good-- one annoying sibling of my own is enough. besides, even if we were-- i’m the better looking one.❞ being annoying, two could play that game and come pretty damn close to winning. ❝anyways, my apartment isn’t clean right now, are you sure you can handle a bit of a mess? i’m just warning you.❞

[taeyeoh]

“ oh okay, you can get me tea then. and i’m kind of hungry––    could you get me a cookie? i’m in the mood for that.”    she nodded with a gentle smile, tucking a few loose    strands of hair behind her ear.

[pkjjmin]

❝--by a cookie, you meant three right? because even i can’t eat just one cookie.❞ he grinned, digging out his wallet. ❝i just got paid so i’m feeling generous, i’ll get a blueberry muffin too, just because.❞ he left for a brief moment after patting her shoulder to order the baked goods and beverage before returning, setting them down on the table in front of her.  ❝earlier, i didn’t mean to cut you off-- you can finish your story if you’d like to, i’m all ears.❞ 

[baehyvnn-blog]

“Fine fine.. come and join me, boo.” She let out a quiet laugh escape through her lips at seeing the males face, nodding in reply. “I’ll order the pizza, feel free to get comfy.” 

[pkjjmin]

grinning at the invitation, he rubbed his thumb and index finger together. ❝ –i’ll pay, then. d‘you watch horror films?❞ he asked, taking a seat on a kitchen stool.

[avensoir-deactivated20150711]

“i had to! ….. well i actually didn’t realise it was a facetime call and clicked on it by accident– but! i totally missed your face too, yeah.”

“if that actually gets invented, i’m going to be demanding more than just a bag of chips. maybe ten. or twenty. who knows?” she shrugged, as if nonchalant about the large amount she’s just requested for. “i’ve been way too lazy and putting off my videos and stuff. how’s practice for ya?” 

[pkjjmin]

( f a c e t i m i n g: aven )

❝--okay... remind me not to facetime you when that does happen-- and oh god, my dance students are driving me up a wall i’m not even half their age and they make me feel like i’m fifty by how fast they ware me out.❞ sighing softly, he moved his phone to his other hand, eyes peeling slightly. ❝and y’know being lazy and ‘putting off’ work can only mean one thing, aven...❞

[cespires]

“Hey, like I said, I have an image to keep up. I don’t want you to touch this priceless face of mine.” She cupped her cheeks and smiled, but in the end laughed at how riduculous she must look to him. “Oh man, well, you got me good just now.” Snapping her fingers in defeat before taking the napkin from him. “Thanks. If this was heavier, I would’ve thrown it at your face.”

[pkjjmin]

❝ –huh, not that i wanted to anyway.❞ he snarled jokingly, spooning his own ice cream around. ❝you’re… welcome? tch, would you like it better if i flicked this spoon full of ice cream at yours?❞