Unapologetically Me.

I use the disdain I have for others to keep myself warm.

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Doctor Who Vincent and the Doctor | 5.10

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[guerrillatech]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Jeff Bezos really wanted to mess with the world, he could come back from space and declare that he has seen first hand that the world is flat.

[ampervadasz]

[gypsy-that-i-was]

I want everything made from what this ball is made of.

[synthlet]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can probably tell if someone had a good or bad childhood by whether or not they like surprises

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[nerdgasrnz]

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

[thesanityclause]

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Going to the grocery with a full stomach is as close to post-nut clarity as you can get with clothes on

[cantoghalpon]

[lesbinewren]

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

[undeadhousewife]

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[everythingfox]

Listen to his song

(via)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

losing it over this

[bestof-tiktok]

[soulsearcher33]

Out of all the times i’ve seen this I never paid this any attention until now. WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THE THE GUY WITH TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS ON GO?? HE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND DISSAPEARED????????

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

The guy in the black socks knees bend right as the guy with two different socks jumps and disappears... I think he picked him up and ran out of the room 😭

[trans-shepard]

Just like in scooby doo

[dankmemeuniversity]

[joshlovesyou]

[anexperimentallife]

[catgirlcaliphate]

Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.