"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Love Begins
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Keni
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@placeyourfuckingbetts
Bro Ä° hate being an academic they're making me write shit đ Ä° thought Ä° was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then đą
am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm
oh my god you cant just ask people why their Iâs are so long
honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i donât want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and iâm telling you itâs okay, youâre actually the last hope for our species.
thank you op this means a lot
alright somebody add the âyou can excuse racism?â meme
I canât believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it
why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie
thatâs just what living in england is like
âLibrarians are book landlordsâ is a take I never thought Iâd hear
not a lot going on at the moment
Albert went in đđ
Raassssssclllaaaaarrt đđđđđ
He was on the other side like
the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im cryingâŠ. read her!
my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as âbetween a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have childrenâ so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like âyou filed married last yearâ he was like âyou changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kidsâ and they told him âyou know who that law was forâ and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
Always reblog for malicious compliance
âThe only dangerous minority is the richâ
im going to bed bitch Iâm not fucking with y'all todayâŠđđ
Just a reminder that it is not your vetâs job to report if your pet got into recreational drugs. We arenât snitches, we have no obligation to report drug use. We do, however, want to save your pet so please be honest with us about what your pet got into. It could literally be life and death for them.
i initially read this as a cat picking up a cocaine habit on the street and not being a narc about it before i realised you meant pets accidentally ingesting their owners drugs
Me: Can I get you anything else?
Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice
Me:
oh my fucking god
so iâm reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like âarseentedâ and âmarseagingâ and âarseistanceâ and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word âparseâ and figured it out
theyâre american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every âassâ to âarseâ
i canât stop laughing omg
âWord has made 436 replacements.â
âThat sounds right.â
clarseic
Warren Evening Times, Pennsylvania, October 31, 1918
My 5 year old is the cutest. Help Taylor see this.. it's been on repeat for days!! She loves her đ†@taylorswift Ella may be your youngest #1 fan haha đ
