warning: this is a draft earlier written after 6 pack theory got to 9 pack theory. not for the faint.
that’s the funniest version of you is the one who takes a shit for 5 minutes in time space
Freddie Freeman hasn’t taken a shit in 5 years
Freddie Freeman takes a shit every day
From on high, "It's an evacuation"
whatever, i don't need to know. private lives of others.
5 years a real claim. Does he eat?
mystical, hot team in the NL we love them, you love them, do they get through the NL, kinda non... into it last year. Not non chalant, but they didn't get a bye.
National's breeding ground, Strasberg hanging. Freeman offloaded.
Mets getting hot? 2nd half of 2026.
Dubious claims with nothing you need to know about.
update Freeman we love, we recall walking LA when he hit the homer. No money for bar, but good energy. We felt good. Everything felt right.
2026 now, a couple november's removed, november possibly too long to be playing Baseball, best team in the league,
Mr. October is taken, the Hunt for Red October already a movie, wake up and smell the coffee, October. 8 year contracts getting hot. Weakening everything for "investing" the "town" the players, we could get into Brady contract talks, we're not. I'm always very clear about this, if we need a guy, get the guy, make it work, let me know. but anyway perhaps baseball, peaking just when hockey and basketball start instead of perhaps too long a transition. they've got the pitch clock...
Orson wells kinda phrasing.
What do you think about this, Thor, monthly hammer subscription. They'll send you different hammers every month. From LA.
It's a tiny hammer this month with tiny pegs.
it's a giant hammer. i could find one three times lighter.
making peace with the idea of Freddie Freeman, no undue heat.
Rebuilt the astros as dodgers light.
Felder the otter, now I'm getting it.
Do you believe they can win it again?
I think they can get to a three man rotation, with 4 and 5 eating chunks of games as necessary. bats hot. cool stadium to hit home runs in period, looks good, i'd watch it on youtube. playoffs, up to it is whatever. bye not always good.
translator: philly is also a nice place to hit home runs. especially the home team. the phillies. we're reminded of the guy, 4 time all star Johnnie Callison weird radio broadcast game show, didn't want to get sucked into it a big deal in his own time. here i am all these years later, I couldn't name him immediately which is unfortunate. we're reminded of bell company for a minute, also of philadelphia still see some old signs and insignia. just leave it at that.