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@plankiisms-blog
“Shed a tear ‘cause Captain Melonhead is here!“
Captain Melonhead design from ‘Ed,Edd n’ Eddy’s Big Picture Show’. It’s from a sequence that was cut before it was animated, but some remnants of it remain in some form or another. This design was once again based on a storyboard panel by the great Raven Molisee so there is very little I can take credit for here.
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Strange Conversation Starters:
(that have all happened to us or someone we know)
“I hate Times New Roman.”
“You can’t drink a solid!”
“Interrobang is the best form of punctuation.”
“Have you ever had pineapple tea?”
“Pizza toppings always make good bisexual jokes.”
“Maybe he shapeshifted into a pet salamander.”
“Help me, I’m having problems with white people.”
“My math teacher is having a conversation about anime.”
“That’s the special chair for my special students.”
“Did you hear the meowing man?”
“That’s three-way telepathy.”
“As an actual piece of trash, let me say…"
“It’s like, I’ll be there but I’ll be in sweatpants.”
“Turns out turkeys can fly. I got electrocuted learning that today.”
“It smells like air freshener and death in here!”
“I’m so hyped. I’m gonna yell at you, because that’s what friends are for right?”
“I haven’t been on a geology trip since my husband _____ divorced me."
“And that’s how I got banished from Siberia for the first out of nine times.”
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You are lucky ‘cause you are still able to see your father. That is something I dream about, but will never happen again.
Suzy Q Doughnuts by Richard Pilon
TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).
[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
[text]: send me pictures
[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
[text]: i love you so fucking much
[text]: i hate you
[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U
[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
[text]: i need you. now.
[text]: please respond. im so worried about you
[text]: last night was so GOOD
[text]: what are you wearing? ;)
[text]: is he bigger than me?
[text]: did you sleep with her ?!
[text]: you’re just a slut
[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
[drunk text]: im iss youu
[text]: bed or floor? ;-)
[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
[text]: i want you naked.
[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
[text]: i want to show you how much i love you
[text]: do you hate me?
[text]: i’m so sorry
[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
[text]: netflix and chill?
[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol
[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans
“Plank? Uh…. I’m sorry, but are you talking about that small piece of wood that’s literally laying on the ground right behind you?”
“Whaddya mean?” He tried to turn his head as best he could, barely catching the board out of the corner of his eye. “Plank, there you are, buddy! . . .how could there not be any soap under the sink? Did you check the pantry too? And the tool shed? . . .well that’s weird. Now how am I gonna get down?”
“–ARE YOU MAKING ANOTHER MEME?”
He doesn’t say anything. He just sits there with the shit-eating grin on his face while Plank types away on the keyboard. Naturally in white text on the white page.
ⱠɆɆ ₭₳₦₭ɆⱤ
It had been many years since those beatings and embarrassment. Lee had to admit he was a nasty little boy. All those years of mom being a hooker and and never home leaving little Lee to raise his brothers must have gotten to him. More men were in the trailer than their mom was. No rules and parents meant no guidance for Lee when he was growing up. “Nothin’ just passing through- Jonny.” Lee stepped up closer to Jonny. At 6′4′ Lee was still very intimidating. It was easy to intimidate people because of his large stature. “How are you doing thse days Board Boy?” Lee said in a condescending tone. He always had found Jonny very irritating.
Jonny’s instincts told him to take a step back--the years hadn’t changed the fact that Lee still towered over him, if by a smaller margin now--but he opted to stand his ground. Not in anyway meant to be a challenge, but more with the understanding that they were adults now and there was no reason for such aggressive behavior. “Board Boy. . .haven’t heard that one in. . .years,” he said, his eyes wandering. He still held on to Plank as a memento of his childhood, but the piece of wood hadn’t accompanied him anywhere since he graduated high school. “I, uh. . .yeah, I’m pretty good. Just, you know. . .keeping busy trying to save the world and stuff.”
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“I’m sorry little man, but, do you need help getting down?”
“Nope, I’m good. Plank went to get some soap and should be back any minute now.”
// Got my friend into Sense8 today *woot*
Of course, by “got into” I mean totally confused her with the pilot but she already loves Will and finds him hot so I’m enticing her to keep watching by giving her tiny spoilers about him. Meanwhile fangirling about my babies. We’re gonna have totally opposite rankings of the sensates, I just know it.
// Jonny will "DO IT FOR THE VINE" with no encouragement needed. There's an entire account dedicated to his antics courtesy of the culdesac kids.
Things My BFF Says: Grocery Edition
“I’m~ gonna~ vomit~!” “What do we do with this bag of potatoes? It’s just…here.” “–ARE YOU MAKING ANOTHER MEME?” “Are you whoring me out for notes?” “Now I feel dirty.” “Love it. True friendship. S’great.” “I don’t think people realize all these things happen in the span of 5 minutes.” “I don’t need any help. I’m just squiggly-wiggly.” “Oh, this one’s light! I appreciate that. – Oh, this one’s not.” “It’s Spanish lemonade. Drink up, friend~” “I stubbed my toe. And then I closed my head in the fridge door.” “Nope. Not good. Nope. Don’t like it.” “A SINGLE jalapeno. Just one.” “What if I fell down right now? Would you write that down and then come help me?” “You enjoy my pain.” “I’m gonna have a fucking bagel.” “Whoa. Self-fulfilling prophesy. Almost fell into the trash can.” “My fucking sunflower seeds are cold – sorry, nuts. Nuts, they’re called.” “Fuck you, they’re seeds.” “Eat a pretzel!” “We’ve got so many veggies. I’m so fucking excited.” “Cheese! Cheese? Cheese. … Cheeeese.” “I’m like, soothing the meat.” “But I mean, it’s my idea, so of course I’m going to think it’s good.” “Leftovers are gross. They’re for old people.” “SHINE FOR ME, DARLING, SHINE!” “Oh, god, why? WHY, GOD?” “What is the point of trying to discern where anything that comes out of my mouth comes from?” “Today is a Spanish day, apparently. I guess.” “Your dresser looks like it’s covered in sad little brownies!”
