plankypants

A very confused, eccentric, and slightly insane human being.

[plankypants]

I wanted to see Logan as a woman pulling off that chest. Now I need for Logan to only be drawn like this for the rest of the story.

[plankypants]

You know your old when you don’t have to lie about your age for websites anymore.

[plankypants]

Today I learned that I can’t follow or read directions very well. The cookies look mostly normal but are so effing deceptive. The choc chip cookies are some very buttery bois and the peanut butter cookies taste like a lethal amount of peanut butter. My only success were these three angels (there were four but I ate one)

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[teadalek]

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 50 Of The Best Ones From 2019

We are often bombarded with fear-mongering and shocking headlines that make us feel that the world is falling apart. However, while it’s imp

This made my day. Read the rest here.

[brunhiddensmusings]

for all we see that is going bad, never forget that we are making so much progress in large part we are making progress because we have seen the bad, identified it, opposed it loudly, and changes are starting to be made instead of ignoring it as just a part of the way things are. many foul things that once were not noticed are being dragged into the sunlight where they cannot hide in silence stay angry at injustice, but hopeful that changes are happening

[plankypants]

The right way to do things

- pouring milk first then cereal

- biting, not licking ice cream

- putting toilet paper under not over

- eating your yoghurt with a fork

[plankypants]

Not quite how I remember

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[rysttle]

hhhHAHAHAH-

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

His little eyes at the end, though.  It looks like he just realized he hurled his dinner into the abyss in his fit of sleepy irritation with life, like “Wait, was that a mole cricket?  Fuck, that was a mole cricket.  That was my mole cricket.”

[chimpfun78-deactivated20191216]

[annoying-furry]

the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy

[ollybollywolly]

Why do some people just teeter on the line of darkness like this?

[weirdlandtv]

[worthikids]

MORPHEUS

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

subscribe to disney+ and you can access all this and more

[plankypants]

I watched secret of the magic gourd as a kid and either my memories of it are pretty wack or the people who produced it were tripping. Watch the trailer.

[valtsv]

me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it

me literally a minute later:

[plankypants]

You ever just want to stand on your roof holding your speaker like in the Lion King so that everyone in the neighborhood can hear the one song you love on repeat while you also dance and sing along to it with the whole neighborhood joining in below, or is this just a me thing?

[smolsized]

8:00pm: Okay I’m just going to read one more chapter and then I’ll sleep 

3:56am:

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[plankypants]

Whenever I see the description for Gen Z it’s always like, “you born with a cell phone in your hand and couldn’t imagine living without it or social media.”

First of all, I was born in the early 2000s; I wasn’t born during the time when iPod touches or iPhones had been invented yet, I know what is was like to have entertainment that’s not a screen. When I was younger the tv in my living room was a box tv and dvds, tv showings, and vhs were also the only way to watch a movie; and yes I have seen a vhs movies. I’ve watched cartoons from the 90s like Dexter’s laboratory, Johnny Bravo, and The OG Power Puff Girls and Pokémon. I remember using an overhead protector in 1st grade, only using internet explorer, taking all photos using an actual camera, and playing music on a CD player. There was no YouTube, instagram, Snapchat, twitter or online Netflix streaming.

The other part of my childhood did included did include more mobile technology. I remember using the first generation of iPod, the one without any camera and much later the getting the first generation iPad. I didnt even get my own iPhone until 2013, more than a decade after I was born.

The disputed years for generation z are between 1995 and 2012. This may be true but kids during during the first and second half of these years had very different childhood experiences. Although kids in the mid 90s and early 2000s did have internet and mobile devices they weren’t as accessible as they were in the years after 2007. Kids after 2007 were the same year as iphones and probably have a more similar experience the next generation, generation alpha. I grew up during the transition to smart phones not when they were widespread. So to every adult who has ever said this to me or an early gen z kid, no I didn’t spend my life with a screen in front of my face or have a social media account made for me at birth.