the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh
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the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh
animals with a lot of legs
straight men enduring 24/7 sexual assault each other in order to not be labeled faggots is honestly the best example of how masculinity operates. the other day before work a coworker fr shoved a finger in another coworker's ass (above pants) as one of their little "ha ha you're gay" jokes. fuck is wrong with them. equal parts disgusted and fascinated by their behaviour.
of course these people are fucked up and unable to hold healthy relationships grounded in mutual respect! they're constantly assaulting and being assaulted by their friends just to Not Be Gay/Like A Girl!!!
the biggest reason men refuse to recognize a lot of what they do to women as sexual harassment/assault is bc of their misogyny and wanting to maintain our power over women, 100%. BUT can i just point out that maybe a smaller but not-insignificant reason might also be that they can't even recognize sexual assault when other men do it to them???? i didn't tell that coworker bc he's an asshole, but i have had to tell other guys at work "hey what they're doing to you is terrible and you shouldn't have to put up with it you know" which most of them hadn't ever been told before because """""roughhousing""""" is part of that "boys will be boys" thing that makes everyone ignore our abuse
"boys will be boys" okay well maybe boys should be shot
doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend
unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else
hey everybody lets all try saying really stupid things on my posts
its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis
his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!
ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!
hi there <3 i have an autoimmune disease (sjogren’s) that makes migraines and joint pain and inflammation really bad and affects my mobility, currently pretty sick and in treatment and recovery, even $1 will go a long way <3 c4$h4pp v3nm0 p4yp4l k0fi
really mean it when i say even $1 or a kind word will help <3
had an asthma attack yesterday bcs of the bad air quality, goal is still soup for meds, having a really hard time <3
goal is still soup, even $1 or a kind word will help <3
need to channel all my pervert energy into my fingers instead my brain so i can jerk the dishes clean
I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women
and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile
in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it
trying a new conditioner and oh my god. holy shit. i've been using a leave-in conditioner for the past like 2 years or something and i do like it, it works well, and i switched to that bc all the other conditioners i used made me feel really greasy but this oneeeee
passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
I do appreciate all the support on my post about Marlow Trottie, but yall need to do that kind of thing for Black trans women while they're still alive too. That's actually more important in a lot of ways.
please help my friend move to safer housing, shes a black trans woman who i love so dearly and who deserves every good opportunity that comes her way
EMERGENCY SURVIVAL FUNDS NEEDED We are a Black trans disabled couple with a cat… Tori Peck needs your support for Survival Funds for Hea
the gfm is not yet updated to reflect this but we do need to reach $2,500 as soon as possible so she can move. her partner has a post fundraising for them with more payment info if ppl need ❤️
really grateful for how much traction this has gotten however we need $2k before the month ends and have raised only $223 of that! putting other pay info here:
cshapp/vnmo: torkz428
paypl: torkz
thank you all sm ❣️
snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean
a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.
here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."
Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme
i love the green smunker's stupid little antenna. it looks heavy yet bouncy in a cute way. i picture that it bobbles a little when he walks. and can it stand up/wiggle around/emote? perhaps he might use it to sniff out... well i shant say
ID JUST BEEN THINKING OF SOMETHING SIMILAR
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.