holy shit

currently existing

[fairycosmos]

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

[moldavite]

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

[dewcrownedmuse]

some pages of my journal 5

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 6

[excitementshewrote]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Ok but they really did pave paradise and put up a parking lot

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[rainyydoves]

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

[rainyydoves]

why don't you calm down. and look at the little auk.

[dogpuppy]

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

[edralis]

source

[urxmommy]

Don’t listen to the alpha male podcasts. This is what peak masculinity actually looks like

[yellbug]

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[dokelsss]

even more land fish

[thememedaddy]

[despazito]

[maidthings]

keep em comin