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i was born to suck on crusty taur donut i think
please tie me up to the wall with my cunt in the air and keep it held open with metal hooks. turn me into a mens toilet and shit directly into my cunt
the worst part about being a taur and being too big and needing to shit in my garden (too big to shit in the toilet) isn't that my neighbors hate seeing it. the issue is that they actually love to see it and all gather around to watch my puffy deer hole dialate and spew out hot steaming poop into my back garden plot. they coo me when my butt gets really noisy because im clearly embarrassed and it happens to much because i always try to hold it so im always farting so much and spewing just a ridiculous amount of shit from holding it in for so long. and they call me a good buck and i always get hard and its just really embarrassing.
but my garden is really well fertilized so i guess there's that
Farmyard Fetish Fun
“Come along piggy.”
I’d dressed my piggy slut in a pair of super tight PVC pants, which featured a convenient zip up the rear for easy access to her pig-hole. She was also muffled with a ball gag, the straps tightly held behind her ears, the huge gag causing rivulets of drool to drip from her chin.
Piggy had moaned with a mixture of pleasure and pain as I’d attached a pair of steel nipple clamps - which had caused them to swell to almost double their size and continued to throb. And naturally, like all good piggies, she was wearing a buttplug with a lovely curly tail attachment that poked out through the zip in her shorts.
I pulled on her leash. Piggy was wearing a leather collar, attached to a long steel chain that I held firmly in my leather-gloved hands.
I was dressed to a tee for our day down on the farm; a pair of leather dungarees, similar to lederhosen, a plaid shirt and calf-length boots.
Piggy followed me, crawling along on all fours, as befits a creature of her standing.
“Are you excited?” I asked, to which she responded with a snort of agreement. Per our rules, piggy must only address me with oinks, grunts and snorts during our sessions.
I lead her down the path to the pig pen. It was an enclosed pen, filled with knee-high mud. The mud was a rich, dark brown, sloppy, thick and filthy. I pointed - and piggy obeyed me. She crawled into the mud gleefully, her hands and knees disappearing under a sea of thick slop.
I put my foot on her back and pushed her down, flat on her face. She submitted to me by allowing her elbows and knees to buckle under my weight and she was soon half-covered in filth. I held her down until she groaned, air bubbles forming through the mud.
I allowed her back up to take several deep breaths, then rolled her onto her back and stepped on her stomach, making sure she was coated head to toe in the thick, brown mess.
“That’s a good piggy.” I said, smiling at the state she was in. I couldn’t see a single shred of skin showing; she had been completely covered. “Now it’s playtime.”
I paused, rummaging in my trunk to find our first toy of the day. It was a 12 inch strap on dildo, with a bulbous head, thick shaft and firm base. I watched piggy’s eyes widen in glee as I clipped on the leather harness and slipped the beast to my crotch.
She obediently got on all fours with her arse in the air, snorting and giggling with excitement as I applied a thick coat of lard to the end of the dildo. During our farm fun sessions, my piggy’s hole was made sufficiently slippery with thick, white lard - very appropriate.
She moaned softly as I removed her pig-tail plug and set it aside. I bent down in the mud myself, aligning the greasy head with her hungry pig-hole and pressed my thighs assertively against her muddy mud-flaps.
Piggy let out a deep groan of appreciation as her hole quickly swallowed up a good 6 inches of the huge toy. She had been training her pig-hole per my demands, I could tell. Every day she was required to ride a decently sized dildo for 15 minutes before administering 50 self-punches until her sloppy hole was absolutely ruined.
I withdrew the toy, allowing the slippery head to rest against her anus. It winked and clenched, begging me to fill it back up again.
“Your hole is hungry today.” I said, pleased. Piggy squealed with agreement, jiggling her arse cheeks up and down to signal she wanted more.
I agreed to her request by thrusting back inside her, in and out, faster and faster. Her greedy, sloppy hole easily devouring up inch after inch. 6 inches, slurp. 7 inches, yum. 8 inches, smack. 9 inches, nom. She moaned and sighed in time with my rhythmic thrusts as I fucked her hard.
Piggy was pressing her elbows into the mud, her shoulders raised, her back arched to allow her cavernous crater centre stage. I stood still, gripping her firmly around the hips.
“Take it all.” I commanded.
Piggy did as she was told and began to slowly edge back onto the dildo. The first half was easy - her hole managed to slurp up toys of that caliber on a daily basis. The second half was harder; piggy was talented for her ability to manage wide objects, but her depth training was somewhat lacking.
I could feel her inner ring refusing to open up to allow the last few inches inside her. I reached in my pocket and handed her a vial of liquid gold. Even the sluttiest of pigs need help sometimes. Piggy gratefully took them and inhaled deeply, followed by a sigh of happiness as her muscles relaxed against their will. I felt her ring slowly opening…
Pop. Piggy squealed loudly as the last few inches were buried inside her slippery, slutty hole. I was balls deep in my little piggy. I loved it. She loved it.
I took ahold of a hank of her hair and yanked her backwards, pulling her back in time as I began to thrust, slapping my legs against her muddy arse. The sound of leather on legs slapped, slap slap slap. Her arse slurped and squelched, squish squish squish. Piggy squealed, I smiled.
Before she was able to climax, I quickly withdrew - leaving her high and dry. She looked over her shoulder, looking disappointed and dismayed. She oinked in protest at me.
“Shut up piggy.” I said, shaking my head. “We’re going to feed you something bigger now.”
I saw her eyes widen with excitement. “But first; clean this.” I pointed the dildo in her face, pushing it against her face.
Per my orders, piggy was not allowed to douche out before our farm fun sessions. She was generally clean anyway, but in her excitement this time, she had let slip a little streak of shit - which slid down the dildo from the tip to the balls. I saw her looking at it nervously.
I leant forward and removed her ball gag. “Do as you’re told, piggy.” I commanded.
Piggy closed her eyes and opened her mouth wide. I gently inserted the slippery, shitty stick and she began to suckle. She slurped and sucked, licked and swallowed as she cleaned up her mess. I could see a twinge of disgust on her face, but I didn’t care. She wanted to act like a piggy, I was going to treat her like one. Once she had been sucking my cock for a good 5 minutes, I allowed her to stop.
“Now.” I said, “Wallow, while I get ready for our next event.”
Piggy did as I had told her, rolling around in the mud again, reapplying another coat as her first coat had begun to dry in the outside heat. As she wallowed around, covering herself with slop, I removed my leather gloves and replaced them with thick, elbow-length latex fisting gloves. I shoved my whole hand into the tub of lard, coating it with a thick layer of white.
“Come here piggy.” I called, holding my hand in a primed position.
Piggy turned, a broad smile spreading from ear to ear as she saw my slippery fist. She scurried across to me, squelching through the mud on her hands and knees and quickly assumed the position - on all fours, head down, arse up.
There was little resistance due to our earlier play, and piggy’s huge, hungry hole quickly swallowed up my hand, reaching the knuckles before there was any tightness. I thrust in and out, twisting and tensing the tendons in my hand alternately.
“Permission to speak.” I told her. She knew that when I said this, she was momentarily free of her pig-speak. She also knew the kinds of things I wanted to hear.
“I’m a little piggy.” she mumbled, “I… I have a filthy pig hole. I want it to gape. I want it to flap loose all week… I want to not be able to fart without filling my pants with lard. I want all my shit to just fall out of my wrecked mess of a hole!”
“Very good piggy.” I agreed, groping her muddy arse cheeks roughly, nipping folds of fat flesh between my fingertips. She squealed as I did so.
I withdrew my fist… and quickly rammed it back in. In and out, in and out I shoved myself, forcing my way through the friction (despite the slipperiness of the lard) to punch piggy’s inner ring. She had gone past the point of squealing like a happy piglet and was screaming like a sow in a slaughterhouse.
Her anus farted and squelched in protest, dribbles of lard, shit, cum and ass juices pouring down my wrist. I twisted my arm in and out of her, like coring out a piggy pineapple and she tried in desperation to wriggle away from me.
But it’s not easy to run away from anal annihilation when you’re on all fours in five-inch mud - you’re being held by your rosebud by your master and secretly, you fucking love being treated like the filthy pig slut that you are - and so her attempts were futile.
Piggy suddenly let out an ear-splitting shriek as her shorts were filled to the brim with cum. Her pussy gushed copious amounts of squirt, which quickly filled the waterproof pants, which were so tight, they didn’t allow any leakage around the thighs. Her arse gave its final protest and violently forced me out, along with a huge handful of shit - which had been mashed to oblivion and back by my fist. Piggy collapsed onto her face, panting and sobbing, grunting and whimpering.
But I wasn’t finished yet.
“Piggy.” I demanded. “Look what you’ve done.” I gestured at my handful of sloppy shit. Piggy lowered her head in shame, her cheeks flushing. I knew she was quite meticulous about cleaning herself before any anal play - and to shit during sex for her was like a guy ejactulating prematurely.
But this was my farm, my rules - and my piggy was going to abide by them. “Look at me.” I demanded.
Piggy did as she was told, closing her eyes. She knew me well. I tutted in disgust and began to smear her chest, face and hair with the mess she’d made. It was hard to tell what was mud and what was shit - but it felt appropriate to cover my filthy little pig with her own mess.
Piggy sat completely still, snivelling and snorting as the shit slowly dried to her. I tutted again and took off the shitty gloves and cleaned my hands.
As I had been fisting her, I had felt a feeling in my own guts. …I had to shit, and I was going to punish my piggy.
I undid my dungarees and bared my arse to the world. Piggy looked up in surprise and her face quickly brightened. If there was one thing piggy liked more than having her hole destroyed, it was servicing mine. She loved to eat arse - rimjobs for her were like delicious desserts, enjoyed only after the most special of meals. She was good at them too - being so in tune with her own anus, she knew what felt good - she would suck, slurp, lick and nibble on my ring - and she especially enjoyed forcing her tongue up into my tight hole and fucking me with her mouth.
“You’re a good piggy.” I said, laying her down flat on her back and squatting over her face. “Time for desserts; and you can eat as much as you like.”
Piggy snorted with glee and began devouring my anus. She slurped with reckless abandon, circling my hole with her wet tongue. She kissed and sucked on my ring, groaning deep in her throat with immense pleasure. She seemed to have forgotten she was naked in a pig pen, covered with her own shit - she was in absolute heaven as she ate out my arse.
I trembled with pleasure; trying to hold back the torrent of turd I could feel pressing against my rectum. I was going to let piggy unleash it for me. It would be a lovely surprise for her. I allowed myself to sigh and moan softly - which only got her more worked up.
She put a hand on each of my arse cheeks and spread them - pulling my tight hole apart slightly. I involuntarily clenched and relaxed as she flicked her tongue against my pucker. I could hear squelching, snorting and deep moans of pleasure coming from between my arse cheeks as she continued to eat my arse.
And then she tensed her tongue into a solid shape and pressed against me. She pulled her lips back and forced her way through my ring and inside my arsehole.
I gasped, feeling the tidal wave rushing and gushing out of me. Piggy gasped too - then she gurgled and gagged as her open mouth was filled to the brim with a cascade of semi-solid shit. Her mouth overflowed and her face, which was still pressed into my arse cheeks was instantly covered too.
The torrent continued for another 20 seconds or so, as Piggy continued to groan and gag - her tongue, which was enjoying itself so much only a second ago was now wilting with disgust under the thick sludge that filled her mouth from lips to tonsils. Her forehead, cheeks, chin, neck and shoulders were also covered with the runny dregs that had bubbled up out of her mouth and burst over the rest of her body.
I quickly stood up, allowing Piggy time to roll onto her side and cough, splattering the ground with a mixture of shit, saliva and tears. She was down on all fours again - retching and choking on my surprise delivery she certainly hadn’t been expecting.
I laughed at her, cleaning myself off with a nearby towel and pulling my clothes back on. I was filthy myself, my legs caked with mud, cum and other sex juices - but I was off to the farmhouse to clean up. She was going to spend the night naked in the pig pen - and I wasn’t letting her get cleaned up until the morning. After all, she wants to act like a piggy, I’m going to treat her like one.
“See you in the morning piggy.” I said with a smile. She looked back at me, her eyes brimming with tears. Her face was a mixture of disappointment, disgust and dismay - but I knew that deep down she was also feeling excitement and delicious sexual satisfaction as her perverted piggy fantasies had been fulfilled.
She let out a single snort; telling me goodnight, and thank you. I left her behind in the pig pen, locking the gate behind me.
Another classic story, from yesteryear tumblr
Imagine A and B at a dinner party but A has been constipated for a week so while A eats another meal to their already stuffed guts, B is handing them laxative after laxative in an attempt to force their belly to empty.
Imagine A sitting there squirming as they try to hide their horribly upset tummy and the effects the constipation is having on their digestive system.
Imagine B making it worse by teasing A quietly. Not enough that anyone else hears but loud enough that A can't ignore it and that they turn bright red.
Imagine A squirming in place as they try in vain to hold in their churning and bubbling guts.
Imagine B telling A that they aren't allowed to use the bathroom until after they leave the party. And A obeying because they want to be good.
Imagine A squirming in place as they try in vain to hold in their churning and bubbling guts and their gas.
Imagine B slowly rubbing A's upset tummy. B's words challenging A to hold it all in while B's slow and gentle rubs challenge A to let it all out.
my sweet butch made me my breakfast yesterday and thought it would be funny to let me know half way through that she had actually farted on my food and my coffee. she very quickly found herself with her mouth sealed around my asshole, swallowing everything that came out of me. the only time she didn’t have her mouth over my ass, was while she was cooking my meals, which i ate with her tongue in my ass; she could hear the digestion. she ended her night on her knees, kissing my ass and apologising for being a brat. it was a very easy way to remind her that only one of us is a fart cushion, and it’s not me.
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🐨 anon you know just what to say to get a gay lil fart fetishist all worked up huh 😵💫😵💫 i mean its only fair that you gave her that treatment, how could she act all bratty like that? (me, a brat, violently scribbling down notes on how to get 🐨 to treat me like this)
i want a subby puppy boyfriend who’s cute and sweet and cuddly and will let me stuff him silly full of food then sit on my lap and whimper as i make him try to hold in his poop
he wiggles and squirms in my arms, letting out hot, gassy farts against my lap, keening as the cramping and pressure inside him grows worse
and he just whimpers and whines against my neck as he loses control, noisily filling his shorts and underwear as his full belly can no longer hold in the massive load that’s built up, and i pet his hair and coo softly in his ear, telling him he’s a good boy for holding it for so long
the only thing that would make pumping logs out of my prolapsed shithole feel even better would be a cuties mouth around it sucking warmly as i shit down their throat
Lay me down on the bathroom floor and squat right above my mouth. Start pushing out fart after fart in my face. Make me sniff them up. Lower down and tell me to tongue your ass and loosen it up. I’ll swirl my tongue around your asshole, shoving it in deep. Let me feel your asshole pulsating on my tongue for what’s to come. Lift your ass up so you’re squatting above my mouth again and start shitting on me. Yell at me to keep my mouth open as you drop turds in my mouth and on my face. When you’re done, grind your dirty asshole on my face. Spread your shit all fucking over my face. Make me eat it. Tell me to shove my nose in your asshole and sniff. Make me lick your dirty shitty asshole until you’re all clean
prime humiliation would be permanent installation of a ring just inside my asshole. pierce it to my rim to make sure it stays put, and stops me from ever being able to hold waste in again, it just slides right out into my pants or over my naked thighs. even animals can hold their shit. i really am less than that
Fuck I need someone to press me up against a wall with their ass and force a thick, solid log down my throat, and there's so much when they pull away it's sticking out of my mouth like a plug
And at that point my mind is broken and all I can do is kneel there mindlessly sucking on it 🤤
my biggest fantasy is being the only clean person in a house full of maybe 4-5 big, sweaty slobs that do nothing but rip hot ass all day & can’t even be bothered to get up to shower or go to the bathroom… making my tongue their own personal shower and my mouth their toilet. whenever i’m home from work, i don’t even have time to put my stuff down before i’m being called over by one of them to suck the grime out between each individual toe or another one because he insists he can only piss on my mouth. i would never get a break from making out with hairy armpits that haven’t been washed in months to worshipping huge, sweaty asses to sniffing smelly, saggy balls 24/7. the best would be when they’re having a fart competition and they all stand in a circle around me while i’m on my knees, blasting their warm, wet gas directly on me and all i can do is tell them it smells so yummy and ask for more. or being blindfolded and having to deeply sniff each persons crack and if i’m wrong, then i’m sleeping with my head pressed between the massive cheeks of whoever has the worst gas allllll night. i would spend hours making them meals and after they eat, my only thank you is getting a slimy pucker in my face and a juicy, raunchy fart directly up my nose. eventually they would make me quit my job so i would finally be their personal fart sniffer for the rest of my life & if i don’t do anything they say, my punishment ranges from having to lay with their disgusting, skid mark stained underwear pressed right up to my nose for hours while the rest of me is treated like a toilet to having to personally eating each chunky log of shit out of each ones ass with a cup of dark yellow piss to help get them down. can you tell i’m really normal. - 💕
gobsmacked jaw on floor drool down my chin😵💫😵💫 jesusss fuckinggg christ.
thinking of taking all of them at once; one of them standing over you, using your mouth as a urinal whilst someone else is squatting as they take a dump on your chest, hole clenching against your skin as they push out wet, sputtering sharts along the way. one of your hands is covered in slick, from precum or pussy juice or whateverthefuck from jerking each of them off as they take their turns - you cant even tell who - theyve blindfolded you with someone's dirty underwear (all you can see is a fat brown smear). your other fingers are preoccupied with being stuffed up somebody's greasy hole, fucking the gassy leftovers of their fresh shit out of them. of course, finally, the last one is jamming their cheesy dick up your ass, slamming balls-deep into you and squirting jets of hot piss into you. total utter filth that'll have you begging to be just a cocksleeve and nothing more. not that they'll ever let you go. you're theirs now, baby.
Lay me down on the bathroom floor and squat right above my mouth. Start pushing out fart after fart in my face. Make me sniff them up. Lower down and tell me to tongue your ass and loosen it up. I’ll swirl my tongue around your asshole, shoving it in deep. Let me feel your asshole pulsating on my tongue for what’s to come. Lift your ass up so you’re squatting above my mouth again and start shitting on me. Yell at me to keep my mouth open as you drop turds in my mouth and on my face. When you’re done, grind your dirty asshole on my face. Spread your shit all fucking over my face. Make me eat it. Tell me to shove my nose in your asshole and sniff. Make me lick your dirty shitty asshole until you’re all clean
Interact with this post if you're a disgusting cunt that fantasizes about wrapping your pretty little lips around a man's shithole, lapping at his hole with your tongue as he starts to push his shit out; forcing you to chew and swallow it.
girl who doesnt mind being nasty and depraved as long as it leads to further humiliation for me.
her strap deep in me as she fucks me into the mattress as she lets her own shit out, leaving it on my bed to clean
straddling my lap, making me beat off for her and calling me a depraved pervert for getting off as she shits on my dick
want a slobby little puppy sub <3 slobby little puppy subs who miss their puppy pads and shake their hind leg as they piss into the carpet… slobby little puppy subs who roll on their backs needily and whine for belly rubs when their tummies get all gurgly and upset.. going all floppy, tongue lolling out of their mouth when their owner kneads all that putrid, bubbly gas out of them . slobby little puppy subs who squat shamelessly wherever they please; from the side of the pavement to the middle of the living room and making the noisiest, cutest little “hhngghhhs” and “mmgghhs” as they push out their loads. tails lifting up and wagging to expose their filthy little puckers nd make room for each steaming dump that crackles out of them - pleased with the knowledge their owner'll just scoop it all up, later.
[ CW - AMAB x Gender Neutral Character Imagine, Pooping (no eating, no smearing, just going), BJ, eproctophilia, light humiliation ]
Imagine Character A being sucked off by Character B on the toilet. B can feel every time A pushes to shit by their d!ck tensing in their mouth and throat. B sucks A diligently, squeezing their legs together shyly as they listen to A grunt and groan. B watches past A’s balls as a long, thick log slowly inches out.
Character A suddenly pushes B’s head down, filling their senses with the smell of their body and the sh!t in the bowl below. A moans loudly, shooting their load deep down B’s throat as the log finally shoots out of them and releases a long, gurgling fart that was trapped by the sh!t. B can feel their asshxle puckering by the cxck throbbing down their throat, now suddenly empty after carrying that load so long. Character A releases B off of their cxck, shoving their face right between their legs with their chin on the hot toilet seat. A makes them sniff up that stale, vile fart as their bxlls press on their face and d!ck lays across their head. B better get to wiping before they can’t stand this stink any longer...