i'll jump off that bridge when i get to it @darkandstormyranger - Tumblr Blog

today is my grandma's funeral, it's supposed to be 30°C and i got my period. If a meteor were to crush me, my day would improve significantly

#and i would save so much on therapy #the funeral itself is going to be an even battle between feeling sad and deeply deeply deeply uncomfortable #which is always fun

onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

fritextramole

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

s4mm4n

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

dailyflicks

THE PARENT TRAP (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

#oooh maybe that's why i'm depressed #i haven't rewatched the parent trap (1998) in months if not years!#we have to remedy that #movie night tomorrow gang feel free to come over and bring snacks

uservik

No one messes with mermaids. HAPPY 20 YEARS, H2O: JUST ADD WATER! (FIRST AIRED JULY 7, 2006)

#wdym 20 years :'''''')#i still remember playing the mermaids at school #except our playing would usually end on two girls fighting who should be ricky bc neither wanted to be emma #and me as clio just waiting until they're done or my dad picks me up

zoesupreme

boy she didn't hold anything back

#i've been seeing so much praise for the odyssey while doomscrolling instagram #and i couldn't for the life of me figure if it was ironic or not #the armors are ugly and anne hathaway can't move her eyebrows. does it really go up from there?#glad to know it doesn't

paperclip6

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

vhen-harel

default-cube

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

shinraalpha

titanic Wreckage perfec t size for put trillionaire in to n\ap! inside very Cool and Meme trillionaire look so sick put trillionaore in Titanic Wreckage. Put Trillionaore In Titanic Wreckage. no problems ever in titanicc wreckage because good Shape and Support for trillionaire ti visit in little snubmarine. Thetitanic Wreckage yes a place for a trillionaire put trillionaire in titanic wreckage can trust Mad Catz xbox controller for giveing good submarine control to trillionaire. friend titanic wreckage

han-ban-bam

Pacific Rim x Hansry

🤖 💥 🦖

#yess yessss!!!#hansry #kingdom come deliverance

wait, but doesn't deliverance and salvation mean the same thing...

#kingdom come deliverance #*confused in polish*

jewishbarbies

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

jewishbarbies

Swedish nonprofit alleges cost to repair replica was $6,000 but Universal – which made $264m on film’s opening weekend – has not stumped up

Concerns about prop disposal as filming on new Nolan film comes to a close | www.italianinsider.it

looking for a news outlet to pick up the archeologist drama over this but you can google the practical effects used for the cyclops and find the pictures pretty easily

jewishbarbies

Despite Morocco’s hopes that its film industry would reap rewards, the blockbuster’s success will be tainted by controversy surrounding film

and it gets even worse

croquettish

KCD Memes

#kingdom come deliverance #hansry

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business