Pretty Things

Em, Brooklyn, 37

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[scarletjohansson]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[gamoraswonder]

happy pride month<3

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[sapphirebluejewel]

Endless List of Characters I Love - John Truman Carter III

"You know people come in here, and they're sick, and they're bleeding. Sometimes they're dying. And they need our help. And helping them is more important than how we feel. But hell I've been doing this 8 years and I still get sick."

[frostedmagnolias]

Blue Silk Dress with Chiffon

1900s

Sörmland Museum

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

edit because a bunch of people started following me for this post: if you're a harry potter / marauders fan-blog FUCK OFF !!!!

[stydixa]

What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death? No, just death, isn't that enough? CLUE (1985) Dir. Jonathan Lynn

[frostedmagnolias]

evening dress

c. 1912

Girolamo Giuseffi, Newfields

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[frostedmagnolias]

Evening Dress

c. 1909-1911

silk & cotton

Hillwood Museum

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[frostedmagnolias]

White crepe de chine wedding dress

c. 1899

“Ivory crepe wedding of gown of Gertrude Stoke (Mrs. Thompson) in 1899. Made by dressmakers Julia and Mary Tomasek, St. Paul, Minnesota.”

Minnesota Historical Society

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah