[platinum-iridium]

friend is changing her last name . angel losing it’s wings

[platinum-iridium]

The only saving grace of the party was that since nobody showed up, I didn’t have to share a bed with someone I didn’t know. She invited seven people to the trip. And, ngl, I think I’m too old to be doing the sleeping on the couch stuff anymore.

oh that’s a terrible hit rate … probably says a lot

[platinum-iridium]

I went to a bachelorette last spring and it was extremely lame and very stressful. It was the first bachelorette I’ve even been to, so I didn’t understand that the girls were supposed to pay for the bride and only me and one other person committed to the entire thing (it was over a weekend) and I had been out of a job for a couple months at that point 😭 So it was a nasty surprise to have to pay for her. The other girl was also starting a new job and didn’t have a lot of money either. And, like, one of the girls who flaked only came to a lunch, ate, and fucking left without at least paying herself. And the bride rented an Air BnB that was $1000 for two nights! ONE THOUSAND FOR TWO NIGHTS! To her credit, she did end up paying for that, but she made it clear she would have if there was more than two of us, or if I had a job, she would have made us pay! Like, she didn’t even run an itinerary by us or discuss what she was looking at for accommodations. Idk, and the activities were pretty basic. They would have been more fun, but she isn’t really a drinker and is more of a straight-laced Christian type.

lmaooo thank you for this. this isn’t half as bad as all that

[platinum-iridium]

all the other bachelorettes are some squares omg i would rather shit in my hands and clap than do "get to know you crafts"

[platinum-iridium]

i tried so hard and still didn’t miss that shit

[platinum-iridium]

all the other bachelorettes are some squares omg i would rather shit in my hands and clap than do "get to know you crafts"

[ryebreadgf]

she’s real as fuck

[platinum-iridium]

men can’t "successfully" approach me in public because instantly my mind is like "you’re just talking to me because you think i look good and that’s shallow" and that sounds crazy but deadass men refuse to be normal about being attracted to you like the force of their lust be so fucking offputting. i can’t even recall a man having approached me and that wasn’t the case

[radfemphilosopher]

@emeleedahla on Instagram

[thelesbiansocrates]

chris brown going to jail I PRAYED FOR THIS HELL YA STONE THAT NIGGA

[platinum-iridium]

i thought Big Diet was lying about carrots and hummus but it's actually pretty tasty

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[misophonie]

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[platinum-iridium]

i'm high rn but jesus christ

[platinum-iridium]

lowkey embarrassing when something you built this huge mental barrier against was actually extremely painless

[fairycosmos]

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.