My second piece for the Ghost Family Zine! Love these guys
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

Product Placement

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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My second piece for the Ghost Family Zine! Love these guys
METTATON!!! and others
cross belongs to JakeiArtwork horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios outer belongs to 2mi127
terrible pick up lines ( sfw ) {Sentence Starters}
“Hey, I have money.“
“How was heaven when you left it?”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?”
“Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!”
“Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?”
“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.“
“You must be Wifi, ‘cause I’m feeling a connection.“
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
“If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!“
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gertrude?“
“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my line.“
“You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!”
“Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!”
“If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!”
“Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?“
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.“
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?“
“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!“
“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.“
“I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!“
“I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.”
“Well, I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.“
“Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”
“Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?“
“You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!“
“Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.“
“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?“
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m ____.”
“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.“
“Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.“
“Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.“
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas?”
“You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other girls look bad!“
“If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the 1 that you are missing.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.“
“Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!”
“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.“
fully corporeal ghosts can still levitate, so naturally,
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“YEAH BOI!
Thank ye kindly for taking the time to read those!
YEAH BOI!! (Heey! )
Hey! Thanks for reading those btw!
an idea that begins with "i love characters that have fire hair" and ends with "i love mettaton"
u r pulling my leg. u have to be
“When did children become so.....feral?”
“Who is teaching all these children curse words? Where are their parents?”
Maple Donuts
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Is this how you roll?
creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky … sentence starters
“We aren’t alone here.”
“Its eyes keep following me.”
“I think this place is haunted.”
“Something just touched me…”
“Is that you flickering the lights?”
“That sounds like… children laughing.”
“I’m not imagining it, there was a face!”
“Is it just me, or do those look like eyes?”
“I swear, there was someone watching us!”
“No, that looks like blood. Why is there blood?”
“The branches look like they’re reaching for us… “
“I don’t think we should stay here. It doesn’t feel safe.”
“Oh my god, this is like something out of a horror movie.”
“Take it from me, you should sleep with the light on here.”
“I’ll pay you $20 bucks if you spend the night here, alone.”
“That chair just moved… oh my god, that chair just moved!”
“He’s right there. Can’t you see him? He’s right behind you.”
“Don’t worry, it was just some old story. I’m sure it’s not real.”
“And they say on a night like tonight, you can still hear her singing…”
“No one else is supposed to be here tonight… so, why am I hearing crying?”
“Haha, that was really funny, knocking on the walls like — what do you mean that wasn’t you?”
misc shippy-esque starters … sentence starters
“I love you.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Kiss me, please?”
“You’re so beautiful.”
“I’ll always be here for you.”
“Rain or shine, I’m here for you.”
“I was so lucky to have met you.”
“I want to have a future with you.”
“I love you — no, I mean it, I love you.”
“You mean more to me than you know.”
“You make me want to be a better person.”
“I want to be someone who’s worthy of you.”
“You’re the most lovable person I’ve ever met.”
“You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”
“How do you always find a way to make me smile?”
“I never thought I could feel this way… about anyone.”
“The world just seems a little better when I’m with you.”
“I’m not good at this kind of thing, but I want to be with you.”
“I still can’t believe someone like you loves someone like me.”
“Neither of us are perfect but, together, it feels like we’re a little better.”
“I never thought I’d fall in love with someone like you, but I’m glad I did.”
“There is nothing you could say or do that could ever make me love you less.”
“They told me if I fell in love with you, I would regret it. But, I haven’t. Not for a second.”
it must be rough, seeing your own missing poster
I am also gonna say this now before it’s too late or something. PLEASE. PLEASE. Do NOT come at me with any Deltarune things, I’m still working through the game and I’m probably not too far into it. I’ve already gotten a few spoilers here and there. AND I’d like to go through as spoiler free as possible.
vibe check! how we doing metta? havent from you for a bit
"The vibes are fine darling, however....the body is rather tired."
"BUT, tis to be expected when I can't receive my full required amount of beauty sleep. Such is the fate of forgetting to charge my battery properly."
"Fear not though, with a little R&R I'll be back to full glamourous capacity soon enough~! I have the very best taking care of me after all. <3"