Rules + Intro
Hello everyone! This is an f/o letter blog inspired by Happy Hound Deliveries. Reqs currently open!
Rules
The office does its best to deliver the best letters possible, but we don’t know your f/o like you do! If we make any sort of mistake, politely inform us and we’ll send you a revised letter.
This is completely free and done for fun, so no pestering or complaining allowed! You don’t want to make the office workers sad.
Our office delivers everywhere, meaning any and all f/o’s are fair game! Even if they’re from a controversial media (South Park, Harry Potter, Helluverse, etc) or a controversial character (Jimmy Mouthwashing, William Afton, etc) the office will deliver!
The office doesn’t mind a little spice in the letters! If you don’t know whether or not the letter you want is too NSFW, just ask and the office will answer as promptly as possible.
The office loves delivering letters to friends! Make sure to include the intended recipients url if you want to gift a letter.
Have multiple f/o’s? No problem! You’re allowed to request as many letters as you’d like! But please keep it to one f/o per letter, multi dimensional travel tires the workers out.
Unless otherwise specified, the office will assume you and your f/o have a romantic relationship
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask! We want this to be as fun as possible for everyone involved
Happy Reading!
Meet the Workers!
Curious about who exactly is traveling through time and space to deliver your letters? Here they are!
The Platinum Tiger Post Office has many behind the scenes workers, but we wanted to introduce you to our postpeople, postwomen Ophelia and postman Ronnie. Their lore…
Ophelia: 24 years old, she/her, black, lesbian. Ophelia’s dream has always been to invent Time Travel. After yet another failed experiment, she went on a walk and happened upon a member of the Platinum Tiger Post Office, whom she sneakily followed back to the office. We couldn’t have a civilian hanging around but Ophelia refused to leave, so we reached a compromise: she’d work for the office as a postwoman and she could study the offices multi dimensional travel capabilities during her off hours. Ophelia loves meeting various people across the multiverse, and she’s hoping she’ll reach a scientific breakthrough any day now.
Ronnie: 21 years old, he/him, French, gay. Ronnie grew up as the youngest of eight brothers. He’s always been a nervous sort, and got picked on by his brothers relentlessly. When he stumbled upon the post office, he was eager to start a new life away from everything and we were in need of a new postman, leading to Ronnie getting hired on the spot. While Ronnie still gets nervous meeting new people across the multiverse, working as a postman has done wonders for his confidence and he truly enjoys the joy that delivering letters brings clients.
phew! Now we won’t have to refer to these two as “the orange haired post woman” or “the small blond postman” anymore! If our clients enjoy learning about the workers, we’d be happy to share more (aka leave a comment and reblog if you want more behind the scenes stuff like this :)

















