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At least my mistakes don't have social security numbers

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And that, sir, is how you eat a dick!

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And it's all about some girl....who apparently has a golden vagina.

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The place to find milfs ...is in aldis

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What not to exclaim loudly at the Butcher Block: "Ugh..my pants are so salty now!" ‪#‎nicksaltedme‬

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I swallowed a few loads, I got a dick up my ass, and I'm still hella smart

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