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Shits n Giggles for when dating STINKS! We all get WTF messages and have dating horror stories. Why should we enjoy them alone? Submit yours! DM or email us at [email protected]

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They sure don't make princes like they used to...

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Need to pay for the upgrade, fella.

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First off, I'm glad he is the first of the fun lovin criminals. Secondly, probably not best to advertise yourself on a dating site as a criminal.

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Sorry. All I can see is the mess behind you and it's stressing me out.

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Tinder's "discrete," right?

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You can't make this shit up.

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First of all the pose. But on the top of his toilet? With a plunger next to it?

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I don't think he got what he wanted.

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I wish more men knew how hot chauvinism is.

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drool flakes

I wish I didn’t have a name for this, but drool flakes are a thing. When I was 18, The Matrix was out, and when a friendly guy at the mall asked me to go see it with him, I was all for it. I was so into the movie that I didn’t notice he was leaning closer and closer into me until I noticed he’d literally DROOLED on my bare shoulder! I excused myself and rushed to the bathroom to clean it.  Within that time period, the drool had dried and came off in drool flakes. Really gross... great movie, tho!

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None of this makes sense. Not one bit.

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Sounds like a great catch! Why are all the good ones unavailable?