Mo

PFP BY @ASTRUMAVIS | she/her | 20 | literally just shitposting!!! i am insane

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-"working out is good for your mental health"

-oh okay

-starts going to the gym

-develops an eating disorder

...man. fuck yall

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when he threatens to kill you while choking you but you lowkey wouldnt mind so you just lay back and relax. and then for some reason he's weirded out by your smile so he stops??? parents clearly raised a quitter, what a wuss.

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i cant do this fucking shit anymore omg

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what doesnt kill you shows up in your dreams 3 months later i guess

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being short has a lot of underrated perks. for example you never have to do anal. Yay!

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Not a fan of the good weather... sun blazing in my face... feels like everything is screaming "look we're all so happy and alive and you're still depressed and tired and sad"... may be a me issue

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got white monster spat into my mouth. my life is complete, i can die happily now

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"fuck you're so tight" or maybe have you considered i have the body of an oompa loompa and you're as big as a fucking cow

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unfortunately i am too wifey for dating culture. Wdym you dont want me to bring you baked goods twice a week? Wdym you dont want me to make you elaborate breakfasts and dinners? Wdym you dont wanna sleep next to eachother every single day? Wdym you dont wanna pick up a new hobby together? Wdym you dont wanna dance in the kitchen with me?? HELP

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the other day i had a super realistic vivid nightmare that i came into a new social setting and after a short while everyone absolutely hated me and i couldnt for the life of me figure out why and then i woke up bc i was so stressed. I think that pretty much sums me up as a person

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3-4 black coffees a day keep the d-... Uh.. hold on. Well. I mean. Uhm... they taste good!

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man in my bed. today was awfully tumblr

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god i miss him

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spring is the time for having a racing pulse, dressing slutty and trying not to slip back into your eating disorder

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"did you like that" yea totally whatever now hold me pleaseplease please PLEASE

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I hate men :(

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I have my daily black coffee around noon and then spend the rest of the day thinking about how excited i am for tomorrow's coffee

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live, laugh, love? No

manipulate, microdose, misandry