forget me not;

❝ — With the nunchucks rolling in your hood ask a big bad wolf what is good feeling dumbstruck I done been there, done that but I wonder why I still feel so alone ❞

[anaevansx-blog]

Well at least you tried, that’s all that matters. 

[plsjoey]

Has anyone ever told you you're too nice, like please be rude every now and then it's good for your soul. 

[dirtyskies-deactivated20200420]

No, I’m officially a vampire now, I can’t go outside. The sun will burn me.

[plsjoey]

Fine stay inside like a lame butt, however when I come back with your jelly beans I fully expect you to cuddle with me or we can't be friends anymore. 

[zhure]

[ftkayla]

No no, last night? Did you do anything, like you know. Sex? I could see why, because for some reason guys can actually look pretty damn good as chicks. Like Zayn in that video where he was the secretary? Pretty sure he made a better looking girl then I do as a normal girl.

[plsjoey]

Oh, well honestly once we get going I really don't care what you're working with as long as you get the job done.  Zayn that little shit head, he looked so good as a girl I actually wanted to cry. I swear to Bob if I ever meet that boy, he's going to walk out of the room saying Perrie who. 

[anaevansx-blog]

…. Yes.

[plsjoey]

Then yes I am attracte- no I'm sorry I really can't tell that lie, at least not with a straight face. 

[dirtyskies-deactivated20200420]

I don’t want another kitten. I already have Death and Leonardo DiCatrio. I mean, you’re not wrong. Dick and cats. Jelly beans and baseball, ‘bout it.

[plsjoey]

I will never accept the fact that you have a kitten named Death, but listen come outside with me for a little bit, pretty please? Rome is fantastic and I kind of know Italian, not a lot but enough to make due and I'll buy you jelly beans. Well actually I'll buy you jelly beans even if you stay in, but you should come out because it's a beautiful day and you shouldn't be cooped up. 

[anaevansx-blog]

I was kidding, goodness. But like, not even a litte?

[plsjoey]

Would it make you feel better if I said yes?

[ftkayla]

But how did you… What did you do when you came back and missed the whole penis thing?

[plsjoey]

This morning? Nothing I've never left someone's room so quick in my life, but it's not all bad sophomore year I was very into chicks with dicks its like the best of both worlds. 

[ofblurrystars]

I feel like I’ve been cooped up in my room for too long and I don’t have the faintest idea about what’s been going on or where we are. It’s been.. quiet, is that normal? Quiet is unusual around here.

[plsjoey]

Princess Consuela Bananahammock, I've been looking for you everywhere. 

[anaevansx-blog]

Does this turn you on? You sicko.

[plsjoey]

No but obviously you're feeling yourself a little too much if you felt the need to ask me that. 

[dirtyskies-deactivated20200420]

I don’t care how amazing the ice cream here is, I’m not getting off this ship. Can you tell Rome it can suck it while you’re out there? Thanks.

[plsjoey]

Aiden don't be like this, come out with me I'll buy you a kitten or um... I don't know what else do you like besides like... dick and cat videos. 

[plsjoey]

.

[poetsup]

Well, did it bother you that it was a guy in the end?

[plsjoey]

Nah they were still cute and they fed me breakfast before I left too. 

[wtvradri-blog]

Are you telling me I have to take the fall? But jail is gross and they’ll skin me alive in there. Good— As long as I’m not on thin ice with them.

[plsjoey]

Well do you want to go to jail or die? Make up your mind mama. 

[nsfwrian]

You don’t even want to know how many times that’s happened to me.

[plsjoey]

It's honestly the most awkward thing ever. 

[martinadenegri]

[wtvradri-blog]

Wait are you a serial killer? JoJo no. After all I’ve done!? Aren’t I too young and pretty to die!? Please! I’ll let you have my last slice of cake!

[plsjoey]

I would never kill you mom, you're my favorite and you know someone has to take the fall when the cops start to figure it out. Everyone else is on thin ice though.