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come and take a walk on the wild side ; let me kiss you HARD in the pouring rain , you like your girls insane. choose your last words, this is the last time ; cause you and I, we were born to die

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supmackenzie:

I can’t tell if this is a hangover or the perfect combination of shame and regret.

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Maybe it’s a nice combination of both. Or not so nice.

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rllynate:

I keep that locked under lock and key just like my virtue and my untouched full set of hard cover Harry Potter novelas.

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What virtue? God knows what might happen if someone got to those Harry Potter books, the world might come to an end.

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nsfwrian:

so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them. last night was apparently a seven. i need better beer goggles.

seems like they have better judgement than you do. you should take them to wingman you next time.

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rllynate:

whoever keeps leaving sex toys outside my door needs to stop.

Clearly they don’t understand you don’t have a sense of humour.

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....when u must go find gifs bc u have -2

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supmackenzie:

Bad cop in the bedroom maybe, not in interrogation.

I can work with that.

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silasvargas:

Chicken stew and Ethiopian sour bread. It’s gorgeous. S'better then gettin’ head - in some cases. Want some? Looks like ya’ need some skin on those bones.

That sounds like a delicacy, god I’m so glad I got over my vegetarian phase. Don’t mock me, Vargas, I have plenty of skin on my bones. It’s muscle that I’m lacking.

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xoitsnicole:

Is too! I can’t believe someone like Paige went skinny dipping, there’s no way she was sober. Ugh… Well… I’ve told Paige things that I’ve never told you! Ha! How does that make you feel?

Is not times ten! Thank you, I thought I was the only one who thought it was crazy, would have pinned it on you if we are being honest. You have not. Unless it was about clothing and crap because I zone out.

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nsfwrian:

Can’t believe you fell for that so easy. Thought you were a tougher sell, Ricci. I don’t know if I can do this anymore, I like my ladies classy you know.

Shut up. I am classy as hell. You just, you’re all you okay. It’s your fault!

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@kingtav: @ohkay is this where i say /please/?

@ohkay: @kingtav i was thinking more along the lines of i'll buy you drinks but please works

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wtvrpaige:

Ew, why are you so cruel? I’d never wish such a thing on you, my eyes are burning just at the mere thought. Ugh. I’m surprised you even allowed yourself to believe such a thing, you know better than that. Kind of, slightly, in other words.. you couldn’t judge me if you tried. There are quite a few things, from where I see things. Yes, very serious. It’s not that hard to prove me wrong, or right, so. 

Because I love you, and it’s mu duty to torture you from time to time. Yeah? It’s because I avoid mother’s influence— or at least attempt to. I could! If I wanted to. Maybe I judge you and you just don’t know it. Rude, tell me. I will.

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ayjames:

I’m humble.

And I’m six feet tall.

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LISTEN fck I am finally on my 2 week vacation bless. So imma be active af before school starts and chiz and I'll be on l8r so HOPEFULLY airport wifi isn't shitty af ://// luff me

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@ohkay: I believe if life gives you lemons, make lemonade

@ohkay: then find someone whose life is giving them vodka and have a party

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silasvargas:

Please, I wouldn’t do that to Jax.

This is true. Now back to all this food, what even is any of it because I’m intrigued.