live like a movie; change the scene.

alexis. xix.

[samsfenders]

queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch

[mjalti]

that’s easily a Jesus cameo

[omegaverse]

scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:

[dailyteamcap]

Stephen Colbert asks the question everyone wants answered

[dankmemesx420]

[pharmage]

he died

[kuueater]

[etica]

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

[deactivated-blog]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

[argumate]

then perish

[anchovy-official]

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

[anchovy-official]

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”

[shirbertflavoured]

The sooner you acknowledge that Apple is a fashion company and not a technology company, everything else makes sense

[adhdmoi]

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

New iPhone: comes out

Every single iPhone that came out before:

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[mjalti]

me: hello me, internally: did i say too much

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[brainstatic]

Reminder that Obamacare open enrollment starts today and has been shortened to a 6 week period because the president is an animal.

[cracktheglasses]

This was posted November 1, 2017. Also remember that signup will be down on Sundays to further sabotage the process.

[bob-belcher]

when guidance counselors have no chill

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*while showing you my mason jar moss terrarium collection*

this one’s where hozier’s sleeping until it’s time for his next album. you cannot tell anyone about this.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

please stop asking me to wake him up. he is in his chrysalis and he will come out when he his ready.