Plum Child

19 | they/them | meme team dream team | gay af [but in a bi way] | “writer”

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

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to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

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for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[goatpaste]

Two time award winning post

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[flowerb-0y]

[lavenderfables]

Howl walked into his own castle one day and discovered a vaguely familiar old woman bullying his fire demon into cooking eggs and bacon, and he fell in love.

[new-clown-in-town]

vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

[dedenjoe]

[dedenjoe]

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

[mccaffertys-bib]

babe ahah nooo.. im a repressed victorian man with a fragile constitution Aha... dont take my hand oh so gently to comfort meee ahah I’ll faiiiint agahah

[horror-stim]

🖤| romanbooteen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggay-hatemachine]

Apollo on the other hand:

[pyrolyte]

The warmup for the morning

[eosinstains]

@nelkitty

[plummytheprince]

I dont know whats more pitiful, the fact that i mastered the art of silent crying while being next to my parents or that i havent felt like dieing in months and suddenly i want to end it all

[plummytheprince]

What i mean is ive been standing in the kitchen making tea, my back facing my mom and just bawled my eyes out silently.

[plummytheprince]

I dont know whats more pitiful, the fact that i mastered the art of silent crying while being next to my parents or that i havent felt like dieing in months and suddenly i want to end it all

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Totally not gonna accidentally walk directly into their encampment, what, no, I’d never /s

[sleepymccoy]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2021021]

so apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[deadlock]

The fourth horseman

[bewizard-remaking]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cure4psycho]

Here’s another for yall

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Hey why can’t I reblog this

[nor-ii]

wait this post is a no-note bungus

[commanderclearly]

[marley-vaa]

The noteless glitch.

[celeste-tyrrell]

I love this

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[alaynaantics]

Hope mother nature agrees to these terms for Ohio……we need it badly

[cepn-archive]

it’s too early for this

[budaiproli]

oks

[dukeofedinburgh]

[budaiproli]

me and the boys, felsírtam

[sztupy]

tegnapról

[edgar-allan-possum]

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

[mccoppinscrapyard]

UPDATES

[plummytheprince]

The hungarians are wild af on this one