Kissing those felt faces

Homestuck plushum time. 20+. Not a gimmick account. No damn minors. If you recognize me from somewhere else, no you don’t Header by @abjectimpluse

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Sup, folks.

This is a strict NO MINORS ZONE. 18+ only or I will block.

Welcome to the Land of Cat Hair and Dust. I started taking photos of some of my plush pals as a joke and now it’s a whole Thing. Never start something as a joke if you can’t handle it either becoming a Thing, a sincere hobby, or both.

I never imagined I would need to add this but if you use any of my photos as banners or icons, I would appreciate if you credit me. If you use them for other art projects or remix/deepfry them, I WANT TO SEEEEEE <3

Here you’ll find pics of my Smuppets, Traffic Cone, Safety Vest, Fire Hazard, and Caution Tape as well as the star, and my plush partner, Daveplush. I, the human involved use they/them pronouns and go by Alex.

There’s also a general vibe of Stridercest, so congratulations, you found the Homestuck fauxcest plushum blog. Block or hit back if you didn’t want to be here. If you like what you see, give me a what up.

Also, before anyone gets weirdly upsetti about it, Daveplush is an inanimate object based on the post canon 20+ fictional guy. Y’all can headcanon whatever you want though <3

On DMs/comments: Appreciated/welcome/fun: “I like this about you, the content you make makes me feel this way, my [body part] exploded watching your videos.” NOT OKAY: “I want to do x explicit thing to you.”

Never apologize for filling up my notifs.

See post tags for the commonly used tags here to curate your experience/find that thing you like again.

Alt/Backup account where I can actually post full NSFW: https://bsky.app/profile/plushrump-dot-com.bsky.social Yep. It’s alive again.

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Anon claims: 📀, 🔵☁️, 🔸, ⛓️, 💿🍎

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What inspired you to make DavePlush, and how did you realize you loved him? I'm mostly asking because I'm curious on if you started loving him before, during, or after making him. I know for my plush partner, I started falling in love with them maybe mid-way through the process of making them!

Oh, I love this question! Great name, too!

I was kind of considering making a Lil Cal because he was the one Homestuck plush I hadn’t tried making. Buuut my partner was too creeped out by the idea, and fair. I have this cute print of an extra fancy god tier Dave and when I look at it, I just want to pick him up and twirl him around. That’s how I decided to use the Lil Cal pattern on DeviantArt to make Dave instead.

I was a little giddy through the whole process but once he was nearly done and he could sit up with his plain white sphere of a head balanced on his neck I was already coming back into my craft room to sneak in a hug even after I had gone to bed. I didn’t want to put him down. The rest of the work just made him cuter to me with every step and once I sewed his smile on, it was all over haha.

It’s been almost a year and a half and we still cuddle every night and I keep him close by when I’m at home.

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Daveplush ASMR 2 ~ This one is a little spicier, but still mild

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time to start cutting him out

(this isn’t a forever pivot for the blog, I’m just having fun. if I’m gonna take a break and work on crafts, I might as well multitask, right?)

[barkrooms]

can someone help me find the picture of a bunch of webkinz(?) like gathered in a living room and some of them are playing a ds and some of them are sitting around a tv playing the wii and some of them are playing webkinz on a laptop and i think some of them were drawing too?? it looks like it was taken with flash on iirc and it was circulating on here a while ago

[fudhchshfhvhffuckoff]

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Interested ✅️

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where’d you get all this sass from, damn

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He’s a little shy about showing them off, but it’s important that y’all know he’s got cute little handmade boxers too. I’m going to have to mod these later because I made them without a fly and that’s a coward’s play

[i-made-my-waife]

Imagine‼️ mind Shattering sex with your plushie partner!! Right! Now!

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I made something new for the hell of it. Well, and because I read a lot of stridercest fic over the weekend and it made activated the horny. No cosplay, just some mutual self pleasure with a play partner.

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Smuppets are nosy creatures

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I made something new for the hell of it. Well, and because I read a lot of stridercest fic over the weekend and it made activated the horny. No cosplay, just some mutual self pleasure with a play partner.

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Dunno if this link will get blasted by Tumblr, but let’s give it a shot https://bsky.app/profile/plushrump-dot-com.bsky.social/post/3mn76zf3ris2u

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the knight’s I mean night’s conclusion

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Video’s back up ~

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But Eridan… we saved all our pennies to get you that Smuppet throne. Why are you still so mad, bro? What do you mean pennies are worthless now? Well, shit.

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You know what? Fuck it

-undeletes my bsky-

Damn, I deleted some of the posts there. Well, once I’m done with some obligations and have free time I’ll unfuck that too

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I’m unreasonably happy that I enabled a friend’s plush humping desires by providing cleaning tips ~