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I have gleaned the arcane use of how to operate a Keyboard from discarded tomes in the dumpster and will abuse, YES ABUSE-these privileges!!

[dailysnoopy]

[thecrowfinder]

sometimes i reminisce fondly on those old times where i would pirate online games via targeted trojans and my computers anti-virus would freak the everloving fuck out. "My Liege, there is an Assassin in our Midst !!!!!!!!" yes my loyal servant i know. i am the one that hired the fucking assassin

[meegan-123]

WHAT lF?

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[stealingpotatoes]

this beautiful mermaid is now available as a print!!

[plutoniumpossum]

memorial day

Finally get some time off due to the 3-day weekend for memorial day....for me only to get sick on all those days ദ്ദി(╥ ̫ ╥) ᢉ𐭩

Of course since it's Memorial Day, prayers for the fallen and those that are left behind.

[cheerfullycatholic]

I bet whales have so much fun flying out of the ocean and splashing back into it. I would have fun

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

do not 10k me stop that

[ebonyheartnet]

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

[marshiuiui]

Havent drawn little my in a while either

[passionpeachy]

more old moomin art I reheated………….the littlest my

[cura-nectarea]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[theinternetarchive]

'somebody loves you,' charles m. schulz, 1986.

[bowelfly]

cherry season

[pusheen]

[j-h-cubedman]

Living in Australia, I'm kinda always at the mercy of my posts lining up with crappy timezones, so when I came back to Tumblr and realised there was a fully in-built post scheduling system, I was very excited...only to happily realise that even with that in mind, Tumblr has a much more 'time-blind' and relaxing approach to posts. It lifts my spirits whenever I see that somebody's gone through my catalogue or liked a post that had been put out days or even weeks ago, and it appears that that's a far more prevalent phenomenon on this site compared to anywhere else. A guy could get used to this more easygoing posting experience, although of course that's all thanks to folks like you! Thank you all. BONUS:

[lilyerida]

just want to live in the moominvalley