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It's pretty amazing how powerful a signature is

Yeah I could probably pull one of those hipster bowler hats off...... your head and into a fire

So people can see perfectly without glasses wow how does that work?

Em yes I’m a gamer girl. I watch the IGN story on snapchat?

buy me pointless cooking utensils and I’ll be yours forever

Anybody else remember when the high school musical cast did a huge tour but Zac Effron didn’t do it and nobody knew why so the rumour went around that he stuck his head out of a limo and the window went up and his head got chopped off and he died?

#zac efron #he's alive right?#pray #for zac

I remember the first time I went to the toilet in America and screaming when the toilet flushed by itself like holy crap you should have some kind of sign saying that is going to happen like I never even knew that toilets that could flush by themselves existed can you imagine how terrifying that was for me?

#usa usa usa

I love rock bands” “Oh my god really?! Like who?!” “Megan Trainor

a conversation I had with my 7 year old cousin after she taught me how to twerk

#what is happening to this world this generation is messssseed uuuppp that includes me oops lol

you haven't brushed your teeth properly until you look like a dog with rabies

#the 1975 #1975 #1975 breaking up #1975 over #new 1975 #jamie oborne #june 01 #may 31 #matty healy #ross mcdonald #adam hann #george daniel #what is going on

The flow of current in an electric circuit is the opposite to Pitbull. The current goes from positive to negative, Pitbull went from negative to positive.

My Science Teacher

#quotes #to live by inspiring Pitbull Science Quote of the day

Be careful out there

#beware #of jesus ireland glendalough

Why can't I get a surprise party for my 16th and have a boyfriend from The Stiff Dylan's that writes perfect songs about me and wears a t-shirt with my cat on it

#Angus thongs and perfect snogging is perfection why can't I be Georgina Nicholson ugh

Goddamit cream eggs you got me again! You're coming back for Easter? I'm shocked really.

#cream eggs #chocolate Easter humour blog do people actually look at the tags I hope not

"Ugh I hate when people mumble" she mumbled.

Holding in a yawn is a thing no creature should ever have to go through.

Late night take away pizza in bed I win.

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