Everything You Do Is Wrong.

I'm a comedian living in New York. Your turn, now.

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My ALS Ice Bucket Challenge video.

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Wow.

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The best thing ever.

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Five more shows, San Antonio! (at Rivercenter Comedy Club)

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The second amazing acrylic painting of me by Taylem Stanley in Houston!

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UFC 168. Joe Rogan looks like a creep with a shaved head. (at Al's Sports Bar)

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Cats are the devil. Confirmed.

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I dare you to stop watching these.

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Three more shows at the V Theatre inside Planet Hollywood, nightly at 9pm!

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Fifty years. Big party. Woot. (at The Hollywood Improv)

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I bought this print on Black Friday. I love it.

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I stole Letterman's mug.

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Pharrell Williams - Happy

Pharrell Williams presents Happy — the world's first 24 hour music video.

Lots of cool shots of Los Angeles, celebrities and just weirdness. You will start to hate the song, though.

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Two years old. #tbt #stillthiscute #stillweighthesame #stilllovecake #sometimesilie #noidont

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Visit Original Link

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Southwest's new ground crew uniforms are weird. (at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX))

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Tonight I'll be at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv competing against nine other comics in Comedy Central's Up Next semifinal round. Come out! #ccupnext #comedycentral #standup #florida