I’m your best friend. I get to hold a grudge

first sideblog in years. hen made me do it. follows from @ihopppizza. I write image descriptions icon: hen and karen touching foreheads over a gold background.

[cephalopodie]

eddie get off the apps become the paramedic you were born to be

[saryasy]

two confessional shots in two episodes with religious themes and titles. two acts of confession in the mere act of showing up. Buck who shows up at Eddie's door the second he's dumped. Buck who shows at Maddie's to avoid sleeping in his (Eddie's) place. one is a door closing on a Buck storyline. the other opening the door to a new Buck storyline

[mythmagicetc]

can't wait for buck to be drunk at a bar going "god eddie's so beautiful" and everyone else will say "we know, buck," and he'll say "no i know you know, everyone knows, but you don't Get it like he's so beautiful and it's not even just his face y'know? it's all of him every little bit" and chim will say "yeah buck we've seen his abs too" and buck will say "NO you don't GET IT i mean yes his abs. and his chest. and his chest hair! god" and maddie will say can we please talk about something else now that you're married

[mythmagicetc]

in many ways this happened tonight except it was about how eddie is so so smart so brilliant and also has NEVER broken the law, wouldn't even know how

[thirdwheelravi]

*guy who just discovered he's attracted to men after thirty-three years voice* and Eddie's STRAIGHT

[butchdiaz]

still so hilarious to me that season 6 ended with buck and eddie both entering presumably happy functional relationships with women all tied up in a nice little bow. then season 7 rolls around and its BOOM. "we broke up" [faggotron 3000]. BOOM. bi buck. BOOM. catholic guilt. BOOM. dead wife doppelgänger. BOOM. bees. BOOM. "the lafd doesn't allow beards." BOOM. "im not your last." BOOM. he's finding joy. BOOM. "i'm your renter." BOOM. "it's not nothing." BOOM. awkward rain hug. BOOM. he's literally living in eddie's house.

[paramedicmay]

they might never return lesbian may grant and her beautiful shiny lip gloss to me, but i'll always have fujo bobby

[clusterbuck]

also obsessed with the fact that buck woke up with his shirt still on. hey was it good for you babe

[poughkeepsiesjr]

genuinely I can't stop laughing at the fact that it's a canon buddie dynamic that eddie just goes around doing vaguely evil and illegal shit and buck follows him going surely this is all perfectly legally sound because eddie - my eddie, the paragon of goodness with a silver star - would never do anything illegal. but then again what else could I have expected from buck 'follows eddie diaz into what he suspects is a mob establishment with zero questions' buckley

[eddiediazenjoyer]

ranking the ways that buck denied being in love with eddie in this episode:

6. “this was not his house. he’s a renter” + “because i’m living in eddie’s old house therefore i must be in love with him? ” FANTASTIC missing of the point here. actually awesome bc that’s literally not what anybody was saying at all. like sure but also. what about literally everything else about the way buck was acting about eddie . but no he’s like SO WHAT IM LIVING IN HIS HOUSE? SO WHAT I HAUNT IT LIKE A GHOST AND SEE HIM EVERYWHERE I TURN? NOW THAT MAKES ME IN LOVE WITH HIM???? like nobody’s saying that but you man. but yes.

5. “he’s straight”. classic . clean. tried and true among gay people denying their feelings. says nothing about the state of your feelings while placing the entire weight of your argument on a fact that can (and will!) be easily refuted. great stuff.

4. “as much as everyone seems to want me to be hopelessly pining for my straight best friend it just isnt like that” love the redux of the eddie’s straight argument . and it’s IMMEDIATELY followed with him talking about what a huge insurmountable hole eddie leaves in his life. but he’s STRAIGHT . remember?

3. “are you?” “in love with eddie?” “it wouldn’t be so crazy.” “except that i’m not” the defensive tone . the pure confidence . this one is great bc it’s the first time that the unspeakable has been spoken out loud and he’s being hit over the head with it not only by his ex (who has now been confirmed to have broken up with him over this) but his sister . and he’s still closing his eyes and covering his ears and going LALALALALALAA . bc he’s CRAZYYYY 🫶🏼🫶🏼

2. “i understand him being threatened by what me and eddie have but—” like okay???? so you admit that there’s something to be threatened by? the way he says it so casually but there’s also such an undercurrent to it . simultaneously an acknowledgment and a dismissal. the subtext is getting subtextual but also clawing it’s way to the surface :)

1. “i don’t have to want to sleep with everyone i have feelings for” YAY FOREVERRRRR unbelievably awesome . no i’m not in love with him i just have feelings for him. hello???? and he SAID this. and he MEANT IT. buck buckleyyyy 😭😭😭 this one is going down in HISTORY

[doitbuckley]

eddie literally being the guy she tells you not to worry about. wow

[sodafired]

s7 tommy said im gonna fuck one of you closet cases and idgaf which one it is

[hunybody]

pathetic gay tommy was literally sitting at a table alone in that bar. and ravi only waved him over because ravi wanted to commit ritual seppuku. and then tommy fucked buck in eddie's house. and then made him breakfast in the morning while buck told him he doesn't have any feelings for him. meanly. and all this after he was sitting alone in a dark corner in a bar. my god these writers... they're dragging tommy's corpse around achilles and hector style

[henrensbian]

yayyyy mass hysteria <3

[henrensbian]

just carbon monoxide? I thought we were getting silly with it

[henrensbian]

yayyyy mass hysteria <3

[meatdiaz]

season 10 buddie wedding episode directed by oliver stark written by ryan guzman

[meatdiaz]

‘bad credit score shopaholic’ buck and ‘just let me buy this shed real quick’ eddie are made for each other, i don’t know what to tell you. i hope they make horrendous financial decisions together for the rest of their lives

[knownqueerbaiter]

fanfic chris is going to die of fanfic malnutrition if he keeps eating nothing but pancakes, lasagna, and abuela’s tamales. he is going to get fanfic scurvy