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[headfever-remade-deactivated202]

i may not be a girl anymore but eldest daughter trauma is forever

[avoidantegg]

op why must you hide the truth in the tags

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[murin-cryptique]

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

[sciencebranchblues-deactivated2]

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

[hella-lugosi]

Babymetal with Rob Halford

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Metal elitists are the fucking worst kind of metal fans

[blackqueerblog]

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch

[leah-black]

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

[pega-genesis-deactivated2023011]

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

[blooooom]

i was gonna say….this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isn’t “strong” it’s a sign of a failed system

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org

[the-lady-of-lothlorien]

Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this

[catchymemes]

[whatjanesaw]

Yakudo Kan

http://yakudo-kan.tumblr.com/

[spirituallyminded-deactivated20]

It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn’t heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore’s stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore.

“Hello Eeyore,” said Pooh.

“Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet,” said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice.

“We just thought we’d check in on you,” said Piglet, “because we hadn’t heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.”

Eeyore was silent for a moment. “Am I okay?” he asked, eventually. “Well, I don’t know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That’s what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I haven’t bothered you. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.”

Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.

Eeyore looked at them in surprise. “What are you doing?”

“We’re sitting here with you,” said Pooh, “because we are your friends. And true friends don’t care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.”

“Oh,” said Eeyore. “Oh.” And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.

Because Pooh and Piglet were There. No more; no less.

~ Kathryn Wallace

[firesuns-archive]

[joshpeck]

[minutia-r]

Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and

say things 

that aren’t true

[hotcawfee]

“So yeah, I’m, uh, bright purple.”

“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”

“Are you sure? You seem pretty mad.”

“I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.”

“Heh, you know that’s not the kind I meant.”

“Hssssss.”

“Haha, fine, fine. I’m … a dragon.”

“nO YOU’RE NOT THOUGH–”

[wolfinmyribcage]

This is a fucking hilarious concept.

[niuniente]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

[bigmammallama5]

#WHY does it sound like pissed off donald duck

[nat-20s]

Doctor Who Season 4 but it’s Buzzfeed Unsolved

[rabidlitmajor]

It took me several of these before I realized they weren’t actual quotes the DoctorDonna era was just Like That

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“My daydreams lie buried in autumn leaves, they’re covered with autumn rain. The time is sweet September,”

— Al Dubin, from Big Hits: “September In The Rain,” written c. 1960

[renthony]

Maybe it’s time to start throwing the ashes of the dead on the white house lawn again.

[renthony]

It occurs to me that not everyone knows about this.

In 1992, ACT-UP led a protest against George H.W. Bush, furious at his inaction in the face of the AIDS crisis. Angry queer people literally threw the ashes of their dead loved ones onto the white house lawn to shame the government into action. Another Ash Action happened in 1996.

There’s video. It is incredibly intense and made me openly sob the first time I watched it.

Sources: [x] [x] [x]

[tackled]

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[knowing]

[my-dark-happy-place]

Specific Hozier Music Edits Masterlist

(I'll update this everytime I post a new one)

• Shrike but you're sitting by your open window during a thunderstorm

• In The Woods Somewhere but you're actually somewhere in the woods during a summer night, sitting by a campfire

• No Plan but you're sitting on an empty beach looking out on the sea

• Almost (Sweet Music) but you're sitting on a porch during a thunderstorm

• Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene but you're driving through a snow blizzard at night

• Wasteland, Baby! but you're driving at night through rain

• As It Was but you're sitting on your windowsill, watching the thunderstorm that's going on outside

• Sedated but you're underwater

• Wasteland, Baby! but you’re right at the edge of a dark forest, sitting by a bonfire

• Run but you’re sitting by a lake. The sun just went down and you lit a bonfire to keep yourself warm

• From Eden but you're sitting in a field by a small river. It's a nice sunny day & the birds are chirping

• Arsonist's Lullabye but you're all cozied up in front of an open fireplace

• NFWMB (Acoustic) but you’re in the middle of a forest at night, sitting in the entrance of your tent in front of a bonfire

• In A Week by Hozier but it’s coming from an unknown source in the distance; you’re laying in the middle of a field, insects are buzzing around you

• It Will Come Back but you’re sitting at the edge of a cliff looking out onto the ocean and the thunderstorm that’s raging in the distance

• Foreigner’s God but you’re walking through howling wind

• Work Song but you’re on an empty beach, looking out onto the ocean while the daylight fades

• Dinner & Diatribes but it’s playing at a fancy cocktail/dinner party

• Would That I but you’re sitting outside on a windy day enjoying the way the trees move and the leaves rustle all around you

• Movement but you’re lying on your couch next to an open window, enjoying the thunderstorm that’s going on outside

• Like Real People Do but you’re in the forest, actually digging up something (or someone?)

• Work Song but sung by a woman/female!Hozier

• Run but sung by a woman/female!Hozier

• Take me to Church but sung by a woman/female!Hozier

[palemusicjellyfish]

the iliad + the odyssey = the idiocy