professional jerk-ass @gripgrep - Tumblr Blog

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

peachpulpeuse

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

tattedpetticoats

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

laziestgirlintown

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

kazieka

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

kazieka

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

ros-sauce

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

kangamommynow

And that something should be fixable

teaboot

Ideally with a warm bath and a good night's sleep

steampunkforever

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

kraken17

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

nyctibiius

she has been pickled for her crimes

guooey

sandmanalone

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

supermariomamafucker

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

parakavka

くまぽん on X: “うちの愛犬がマムシに噛まれた顔みさきさんの腹筋崩壊させる自信微妙にあるんやけど…笑 #ジョイチュン https://t.co/dAiM28Mwli” / X

eebie

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

bisexual-engineer-girl

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

gayhornythoughts

Kilo.

shelf-of-strange-stuff

Uniform.

November

Golf.

Papa

Oscar

Whiskey

Papa

Echo

November

India

Sierra.

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am