Plot twist: Disney announces Frozen II. The first trailer comes out and it’s featuring the regular gang: Anna, Elsa, Olaf, the funny looking kid with the reindeer, and a big bad scary villain that we only see a shadow for. You buy your tickets, drag your kids to the theater, get popcorn, find your seats, settle in. The doors close, lights fade, the trailers play right up till the main event. The Frozen II title card comes up, and the hole thing goes and ends in just nine and a half minutes e, like shorter than Olaf’s Frozen adventure that they slapped on to the beginning of Coco. Nine minutes, done. The credits start rolling, and you wonder if you somehow dozed off for an hour? But the kids are still wide awake, and they looked just as confused as the credits roll and Ariana Grande sings a new cover of Let it Go. BOOM! Your head flips back to the screen, the credits begin to static in and out, as the camera zooms out to a toy-ridden living room with the tv flickering in and out. The tv power flickers off, as do the lights. Outside a window left of the tv you can now see a night time cityscape where one by one the buildings down the street lose power and flicker into darkness. Booming echoes, as if some gargantuan monstrosity is storming closer. Around the corner of a building emerges a huge figure, eclipsing the sunset. The same shadowy figure from the trailers. Then you hear it, from within the walls of the apartment, “Honeyyyyyyy?!? Where’s my super suit?” Frozen title card slaps back onto screen, only this time there’s ice being blasted onto the “e” into a big “o”, then the ice blasts an “E” on the end. And that’s how “Frozone” begins.