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#PODCASTEDD , an original character written for the hellverse , as spoken by shep . dead dove do not eat !

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do you want asks ?

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this is once again an invitation for you & i to have a private disco server ! i've been having a terrible time at replies ( no one is shocked ) , but i am much faster at discord replies because i am constantly on my phone -- i have every muse listed on the carrd , & even a few discord only muses as well ! this invitation is for mutuals only , whether it's been five years or five seconds . truly , i do enjoy writing , & i enjoy writing with you ,

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no fr , what if i said starter call !

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🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑬𝑿𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.  (  nsfw.  as a reminder: your muse = sender and my muse = receiver.  add + reverse to reverse the action.  feel free to adjust to better fit your muses.  )

❛  you look absolutely irresistible right now.  ❜ ❛  there’s so many things i’d love to do to you.  ❜ ❛  it isn’t fair how much you turn me on.  ❜ ❛  i can’t stop thinking about you.  ❜ ❛  tell me what you want me to do.  ❜ ❛  do you want to take this somewhere more … private?  ❜ ❛  if you keep looking at me like that i don’t think i’ll be able to control myself any longer.  ❜ ❛  is this okay or do you want me to stop?  ❜ ❛  would it be wrong for me to kiss you?  ❜ ❛  i’ve noticed you’ve been staring at me this whole time.  ❜ ❛  why don’t you come a little closer?  ❜ ❛  the things i’d do to you if we weren’t out in public …  ❜ ❛  can you feel what you are doing to me?  ❜ ❛  i’ve got something really special planned for us.  ❜ ❛  we’ll see where the night will take us.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never felt such an instant connection with anyone else before.  ❜ ❛  you can do whatever you want to me.  ❜ ❛  it would be a shame to waste such a perfect opportunity.  ❜ ❛  i’ve always wanted to do this.  ❜ ❛  you’ve been teasing me for far too long. it’s my turn now.  ❜

[  WALL  ]  *  your muse pins my muse against the closest wall. [  ALMOST KISS  ]  *  my muse leans closer to your muse almost like they’re trying to initiate a kiss, only to pull away in the last second. [  TEASE  ]  *  my muse teases your muse either by touch or words or any other way that works for them. [  TUG  ]  *  your muse tugs my muse closer and wraps their arms around them. [  STRIPTEASE  ]  *  my muse gives your muse a show as they take off their clothes. [  LAPDANCE  ]  *  my muse gives your muse a lapdance. [  SECUDE  ]  *  my muse whispers sweet nothings to your muse. [  EYE CONTACT  ]  *  your muse gazes deeply into my muse’s eyes. [  LINGER  ]  *  your muse gives my muse lingering touches. [  STUCK  ]  *  our muses are stuck in a small broom closet together. [  BLUSH  ]  *  your muse makes my muse blush with their words. [  CLOSER  ]  *  my muse comes closer, invading more of your muses personal space. [  ACCIDENTAL BRUSH  ]  *  my muse touches your muse ( somewhere intimate ) on accident. [  PURPOSEFUL TOUCH  ]  *  my muse touches your muse ( somewhere intimate ) on purpose. [  FLIRT  ]  *  my muse flirts with your muse.

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@bitchfluencer says : “ Do you trust me? ”

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

❝ not in the slightest , sugar , ❞ she ought to , think of the endless possibilities . think of the sponsors unlocked ! but this is hell , after all . there's no such thing as free . & she may be new in town , but she ain't stupid , no matter what everyone else may think . it's the murder victim mentality .

❝ though i s'pose it might be earned , ❞ as if a big wig needs the trust of a small fish . there are plenty of bigger fish to fry , but one does suppose she'd make the sweetest pops & screams . doesn't blame her for trying to throw her into the frying pan . ❝ could ya make it all worth it ? ❞

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no fr , what if i said starter call !

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send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

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googling how to become an irredeemable villain when in reality you’re just a sick little freak

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just think she wanted so bad in life to be a killer , but laments she was born in the wrong time ( the age of surveillance )

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quick ! would you like a podcast line starter ?

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questions only sentence starters

if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for .

who . . .

“ Who are you? ”

“ Who do you serve? ”

“ Who taught you that? ”

“ Who’s really in control here? ”

“ Who are you running from? ”

“ Who did this to you? ”

“ Who’s coming for us? ”

“ Who do you think I am? ”

“ Who else knows about this? ”

“ Who are you trying to protect? ”

what . . .

“ What are you? ”

“ What do you want from me? ”

“ What are you hiding? ”

“ What were you planning to do? ”

“ What just happened? ”

“ What did you see back there? ”

“ What did you promise them? ”

“ What happens if I don’t let you go? ”

“ What are the rules I’m not supposed to break? ”

“ What happens after the portal closes? ”

where . . .

“ Where did you come from? ”

“ Where are we? ”

“ Where are you going? ”

“ Where were you when it happened? ”

“ Where does this path lead? ”

“ Where did you get that scar? ”

“ Where is everyone else? ”

“ Where should I stand? ”

“ Where did you put the body? ”

“ Where were you hiding all this time? ”

when . . .

“ When did this start? ”

“ When were you going to tell me? ”

“ When was the last time you felt safe? ”

“ When do we leave? ”

“ When did you stop trusting me? ”

“ When does this end? ”

“ When did you realise the truth? ”

“ When do things go wrong? ”

“ When did you choose this path? ”

“ When will you look at me and be honest? ”

how . . .

“ How long have you been watching me? ”

“ How did you survive? ”

“ How much do you remember? ”

“ How are you this calm right now? ”

“ How bad is it? ”

“ How did you know my name? ”

“ How far are you willing to go? ”

“ How many lies have you told me? ”

“ How do you live with this? ”

“ How are we supposed to fix this? ”

are . . .

“ Are you human? ”

“ Are you okay? ”

“ Are you lying to me right now? ”

“ Are you scared? ”

“ Are you tired? ”

“ Are you hiding something? ”

“ Are you bound by oath or by magic? ”

“ Are you trying to start a fight? ”

“ Are you always this dramatic? ”

“ Are you going to explain or just stare? ”

do . . .

“ Do you trust me? ”

“ Do you remember your name? ”

“ Do you remember me? ”

“ Do you miss them? ”

“ Do you always talk this much? ”

“ Do you have any idea what you just did? ”

“ Do you ever sleep? ”

“ Do you want me to stay? ”

“ Do you think I’m stupid? ”

“ Do you believe in fate? ”

have . . .

“ Have you eaten yet? ”

“ Have we met before? ”

“ Have you been here long? ”

“ Have you done this before? ”

“ Have you ever killed someone? ”

“ Have you been lying to me? ”

“ Have you lost anyone? ”

“ Have you forgiven yourself? ”

“ Have you always been like this? ”

“ Have you already chosen a side? ”

is . . .

“ Is this place real? ”

“ Is something bothering you? ”

“ Is that weapon even legal here? ”

“ Is this your idea of a joke? ”

“ Is this your way of flirting? ”

“ Is someone watching us? ”

“ Is it supposed to hurt like this? ”

“ Is there a way out? ”

“ Is this what you wanted? ”

“ Is it too late to turn back? ”

can . . .

“ Can I ask you a weird question? ”

“ Can you hear that? ”

“ Can I trust you? ”

“ Can you keep a secret? ”

“ Can we slow down? ”

“ Can you help me bury a body? ”

“ Can you look at me? ”

“ Can we talk about what happened? ”

“ Can you stop pretending? ”

“ Can you promise me something? ”

will . . .

“ Will you stay with me? ”

“ Will you tell me the truth? ”

“ Will this ever end? ”

“ Will you protect me? ”

“ Will they come back for us? ”

“ Will you remember me? ”

“ Will you choose a side? ”

“ Will you regret this? ”

“ Will you still look at me the same way? ”

“ Will you stop me if I’m wrong? ”

should . . .

“ Should I be worried? ”

“ Should we be running? ”

“ Should I follow you? ”

“ Should I be afraid of you? ”

“ Should we pretend this never happened? ”

“ Should I stay or go? ”

“ Should I believe you? ”

“ Should I be honest with you? ”

“ Should we trust them? ”

“ Should I have come here? ”

would . . .

“ Would you do it again? ”

“ Would you lie to protect me? ”

“ Would this have been different if I had stayed? ”

“ Would you really let me die? ”

“ Would you have saved them instead? ”

“ Would you still care if you knew the truth? ”

“ Would you leave if I asked? ”

“ Would this hurt less if I understood? ”

“ Would you forgive me? ”

“ Would you choose me this time? ”

could . . .

“ Could you survive without me? ”

“ Could this world exist without you? ”

“ Could this get any worse? ”

“ Could you teach me how to do that? ”

“ Could you be wrong? ”

“ Could you be lying to yourself? ”

“ Could you forgive them? ”

“ Could this be a trap? ”

“ Could you handle the truth if I told you? ”

“ Could you live with the consequences? ”

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✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 . ( a collection of prompts centered around ... well, smut. adjust phrasing — mature themes, obviously . )

| -> ( ... ) lightly spicy.

meet me in the bathroom in five minutes.

shhh, they'll hear you.

i'm serious - right here, right now.

i needed a distraction, and here you are.

keep reading, don't let me distract you.

can i touch you here ?

i have five minutes, let's make this quick.

you seem to know what you're doing.

oh, we've barely just started.

i won't break, don't be afraid.

can't we just sneak off ? no one will notice.

i'm getting under you to get over someone else. is that okay ?

did you start without me ?

[ in the shower / tub / pool ] are you gonna join me or not ?

you're the one who told me to let off some steam.

you have no idea how long i've wanted this.

looks like it's just us here ... privacy at last.

can we come up with a safe word before continuing ?

you're so beautiful, [ name ].

take these off.

you take them off for me.

wait ... won't they hear us ?

don't get sappy on me, it's just sex.

can we try something new tonight ?

i skipped underwear, just for you.

if you tear that, you're paying for it.

i've missed this so much.

you just want me to do all the work ... it's kinda hot.

you don't have to hide anything from me.

tell me you love me ... i won't hold you to it, just say it.

you know what i'm waiting for.

is this the [ piece / lingerie ] i picked out for you ?

feeling risky ?

your scars don't make me see you any differently.

take me to the sofa, i can't make it to the bed.

i want this. i want you.

i don't know how i ever lived without this. without you.

i could never share you with anyone else.

do you want to come in ? i was gonna take a shower ...

i want to forget. just help me forget.

is this okay ? [ ... ] tell me if that changes, alright ?

you can pretend i'm [ name ], if that helps.

let's make this last ... i want you to remember tonight.

this doesn't have to mean anything.

i want to hear you say it.

do you trust me with this ?

let me take care of you.

right here on the counter ? naughty ...

i want to paint that pretty neck plum with hickeys.

someone's feeling bold tonight.

don't worry, i'll buy you another one.

you turn me on so easily --

say please.

| -> ( ... ) xxxtra spicy.

you're doing so well for me , [ name ].

i thought i told you to [ wait / stay still ].

choke me . i promise i'll be fine .

i'm so fucking [ wet / hard ] for you.

fuck ... that's amazing , right there ...

i'm all yours ... fuck- all yours–

touch yourself for me.

can you come from just this ?

ah-- you're going to leave a mark.

do you want to taste yourself ?

please, [ name ] - i want to come.

do you have any idea how good you taste ?

you look so fucking good down there.

show me where it feels good, [ ... ] right there ?

faster ... fuck, i'm so close.

please, please, plea-

if you don't quiet down, everyone out there will know what we're doing.

say you're mine. shout it so everyone knows what we're doing in here.

don't stop, fuck, please don't stop-

i won't stop until you've come so hard your legs shake.

get on your knees for me, baby.

are you getting close ? i'm almost there–

fuck me like you hate me. pretend if you have to.

fuck me like you love me. pretend if you have to.

i love the sounds you make ... i can't get enough.

get yourself off ... i love watching you.

come for me. now.

grab your [ toy ], i'm about to rock your world.

please touch me. please, i'll do anything.

look how pretty you are when you're about to come.

we shouldn't ... ah, we shouldn't be doing this.

fuck, [ name ], i'm coming ... fuck-

tell me how badly you need [ it / me ].

you feel so fucking good.

please, i'm so close.

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oh she’d make a terrible mother . touts her child on social media . dresses them up like dolls & yes , makes those inappropriate , ’ silly true crime ‘ jokes . she’d have no real care for them , aside from promoting herself as being this amazing mother on top of everything else ( can you smell those sponsors ? #girlpower type sht ) this isn’t to say she doesn’t care for their physical needs , just that she isn’t very emotionally present for them . she says i love you when the camera’s rolling .

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the only episode of her podcast that held any genuine emotion was the one where she covered her own ‘ disappearance & unsolved death . ’ she urges others to mourn the lost teenager , the body found in a gutter . who could have done this ? she cries into the microphone ( does not weep too much , the show must go on , after all ! ) she interviews old friends & family , none of them recognize her . she pushes for police involvement , for second looks into the case . online petitions pop up asking for a whole new police chief , even . all of these fall on deaf ears , the case is closed , the family positively identified the first john doe . they do not want to look further into it , satisfied to leave the answers to god . there’s a defeated tone to her episodes end , a desperate plea for anyone to come forward with any information on this unsolved death . and then a cheery salutation , stay safe babes , & tune in next week !

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CAN'T HELP MYSELF ,

a collection of sentence starters taken from sabrina carpenter's album short n' sweet . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for swears , suggestive tones ,

❛ i leave quite an impression , ❜

❛ five feet , to be exact , ❜

❛ you're wondering why half his clothes went missing ? my body's where they're at , ❜

❛ i heard you're back together , ❜

❛ you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you , ❜

❛ he's funny now , all his jokes hit different , ❜

❛ guess who he learned that from , ❜

❛ every time you close your eyes & feel his lips , you're feeling mine , ❜

❛ every time you breathe his air , just know i was already there , ❜

❛ you can have him , if you like , ❜

❛ i've been there , done that once or twice , ❜

❛ yeah , i've been known to share , ❜

❛ i know i have good judgement , ❜

❛ it's funny & it's ironic that only i feel that , ❜

❛ i heard that you're an actor , so act like a stand up guy , ❜

❛ please don't prove i'm right , ❜

❛ don't being me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice , ❜

❛ heartbreak is one thing , my ego's another , ❜

❛ i beg you , don't embarrass me , motherfucker , ❜

❛ i have a fun idea , ❜

❛ i know you're craving some fresh air , but the ceiling fan is so nice , ❜

❛ we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me , ❜

❛ i'm just kidding , but really - ❜

❛ if you wanna go & be stupid , don't do it in front of me , ❜

❛ don't make me hate you prolifically , ❜

❛ i won't give a fuck about you , ❜

❛ when i love you , i'm sweet like an angel , ❜

❛ don't mistake my nice for naive , ❜

❛ you do something suspect , kiss this cute ass bye - bye , ❜

❛ so let me give you some advice , ❜

❛ it's not that complicated , you should stay in my good graces , ❜

❛ no one's more amazing at turning loving into hatred , ❜

❛ break my heart , & i swear i'm moving on , ❜

❛ i know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed , ❜

❛ we had sex , i met your best friends , then a bird flies by & you forget , ❜

❛ i don't hear a word 'til your guilt creeps in , ❜

❛ we were going right , then you took a left , ❜

❛ you left me with a lot of shit to second guess , ❜

❛ if that was casual , then i'm an idiot , ❜

❛ you're confused , & i'm upset , but we never talk about it , ❜

❛ all of the silence just makes it worse , really , ❜

❛ we never talk about how you found god at your ex's house , ❜

❛ seems like overnight , i'm just the bitch you hate now , ❜

❛ we never talk it through , how you guilt - tripped me to open up to you , then you logged out , leaving my dumbfounded , ❜

❛ we don't talk about it , ❜

❛ without her even being here , she's back in your life , ❜

❛ you've lost all your common sense , ❜

❛ what a coincidence , ❜

❛ you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth , ❜

❛ she's sending you some pictures wearing less & less , ❜

❛ she's trying to turn the past into the present tense , ❜

❛ what a surprise , your phone just died , ❜

❛ your car drove itself from LA to her thighs , ❜

❛ i was in a sheer dress the day that we met , ❜

❛ your friend hit me up so we could connect , ❜

❛ i digress , ❜

❛ who's the cute boy with the white jacket & the thick accent ? ❜

❛ maybe it's all in my head , but i'd bet we'd have really good bed chem , ❜

❛ are you free next week ? ❜

❛ come right on me - i mean camaraderie , ❜

❛ where art thou , why not uponeth me ? ❜

❛ let's fulfill the prophecy , ❜

❛ i bet the thermostat's set at six - nine , ❜

❛ i bet it's even better than in my head , ❜

❛ now he's thinking about me every night , ❜

❛ i can't relate to desperation , ❜

❛ my give - a - fucks are on vacation , ❜

❛ too bad your ex don't do it for ya , ❜

❛ he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger , ❜

❛ you're so dumb & poetic , ❜

❛ you cherry pick lines like they're words you invented , ❜

❛ you try to come off like you're soft & well spoken , but you jack off to lyrics by leonard cohen , ❜

❛ don't think you understand , ❜

❛ just cause you talk like one , doesn't make you a man , ❜

❛ you're so sad there's no communication , but baby you put us in this situation , ❜

❛ you fuck with my head like it's some kind of fetish , ❜

❛ guess i'll end this life alone , ❜

❛ a boy who's jacked & kind , can't find his ass to save my life , ❜

❛ if i can't have the one i love , guess it's you that i'll be kissing , ❜

❛ i'll just keep on moanin' & bitchin' , ❜

❛ jesus , what's a girl to do ? ❜

❛ this boy doesn't even know the difference between there , their & they're , yet he's naked in my room , ❜

❛ don't have to tell your hot ass a thing , you just get it , ❜

❛ god bless your dad's genetics , ❜

❛ you make me wanna make you fall in love , ❜

❛ wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs ? ❜

❛ sorry if you feel objectified , ❜

❛ wanna try out some freaky positions ? ❜

❛ have you ever tried this one ? ❜

❛ adore me , hold me , & explore me , ❜

❛ mark your territory , ❜

❛ i'm so fucking horny , ❜

❛ there's no need to pretend , ❜

❛ i 've never seen an ugly truth that i can't bend to something that looks better , ❜

❛ i'm stupid , but i'm clever , ❜

❛ you don't have to lie to girls , ❜

❛ if they like you , they'll just lie to themselves , ❜

❛ we love to read the cold , hard facts & swear they're incorrect , ❜

❛ we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest , ❜

❛ they'll cry & they'll lie , & do it till the day they die for you , ❜

❛ don't smile because it happened , cry because it's over , ❜

❛ you're supposed to think about me every time you hold her , ❜

❛ i want you to miss me , ❜

❛ you can fake it , but you know i know , ❜

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invites a victim onto the podcast just to hit them w & what would you have done differently ?