a collection of sentence starters taken from sabrina carpenter's album short n' sweet . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for swears , suggestive tones ,
โ i leave quite an impression , โ
โ five feet , to be exact , โ
โ you're wondering why half his clothes went missing ? my body's where they're at , โ
โ i heard you're back together , โ
โ you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you , โ
โ he's funny now , all his jokes hit different , โ
โ guess who he learned that from , โ
โ every time you close your eyes & feel his lips , you're feeling mine , โ
โ every time you breathe his air , just know i was already there , โ
โ you can have him , if you like , โ
โ i've been there , done that once or twice , โ
โ yeah , i've been known to share , โ
โ i know i have good judgement , โ
โ it's funny & it's ironic that only i feel that , โ
โ i heard that you're an actor , so act like a stand up guy , โ
โ please don't prove i'm right , โ
โ don't being me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice , โ
โ heartbreak is one thing , my ego's another , โ
โ i beg you , don't embarrass me , motherfucker , โ
โ i have a fun idea , โ
โ i know you're craving some fresh air , but the ceiling fan is so nice , โ
โ we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me , โ
โ i'm just kidding , but really - โ
โ if you wanna go & be stupid , don't do it in front of me , โ
โ don't make me hate you prolifically , โ
โ i won't give a fuck about you , โ
โ when i love you , i'm sweet like an angel , โ
โ don't mistake my nice for naive , โ
โ you do something suspect , kiss this cute ass bye - bye , โ
โ so let me give you some advice , โ
โ it's not that complicated , you should stay in my good graces , โ
โ no one's more amazing at turning loving into hatred , โ
โ break my heart , & i swear i'm moving on , โ
โ i know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed , โ
โ we had sex , i met your best friends , then a bird flies by & you forget , โ
โ i don't hear a word 'til your guilt creeps in , โ
โ we were going right , then you took a left , โ
โ you left me with a lot of shit to second guess , โ
โ if that was casual , then i'm an idiot , โ
โ you're confused , & i'm upset , but we never talk about it , โ
โ all of the silence just makes it worse , really , โ
โ we never talk about how you found god at your ex's house , โ
โ seems like overnight , i'm just the bitch you hate now , โ
โ we never talk it through , how you guilt - tripped me to open up to you , then you logged out , leaving my dumbfounded , โ
โ we don't talk about it , โ
โ without her even being here , she's back in your life , โ
โ you've lost all your common sense , โ
โ what a coincidence , โ
โ you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth , โ
โ she's sending you some pictures wearing less & less , โ
โ she's trying to turn the past into the present tense , โ
โ what a surprise , your phone just died , โ
โ your car drove itself from LA to her thighs , โ
โ i was in a sheer dress the day that we met , โ
โ your friend hit me up so we could connect , โ
โ who's the cute boy with the white jacket & the thick accent ? โ
โ maybe it's all in my head , but i'd bet we'd have really good bed chem , โ
โ are you free next week ? โ
โ come right on me - i mean camaraderie , โ
โ where art thou , why not uponeth me ? โ
โ let's fulfill the prophecy , โ
โ i bet the thermostat's set at six - nine , โ
โ i bet it's even better than in my head , โ
โ now he's thinking about me every night , โ
โ i can't relate to desperation , โ
โ my give - a - fucks are on vacation , โ
โ too bad your ex don't do it for ya , โ
โ he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger , โ
โ you're so dumb & poetic , โ
โ you cherry pick lines like they're words you invented , โ
โ you try to come off like you're soft & well spoken , but you jack off to lyrics by leonard cohen , โ
โ don't think you understand , โ
โ just cause you talk like one , doesn't make you a man , โ
โ you're so sad there's no communication , but baby you put us in this situation , โ
โ you fuck with my head like it's some kind of fetish , โ
โ guess i'll end this life alone , โ
โ a boy who's jacked & kind , can't find his ass to save my life , โ
โ if i can't have the one i love , guess it's you that i'll be kissing , โ
โ i'll just keep on moanin' & bitchin' , โ
โ jesus , what's a girl to do ? โ
โ this boy doesn't even know the difference between there , their & they're , yet he's naked in my room , โ
โ don't have to tell your hot ass a thing , you just get it , โ
โ god bless your dad's genetics , โ
โ you make me wanna make you fall in love , โ
โ wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs ? โ
โ sorry if you feel objectified , โ
โ wanna try out some freaky positions ? โ
โ have you ever tried this one ? โ
โ adore me , hold me , & explore me , โ
โ mark your territory , โ
โ i'm so fucking horny , โ
โ there's no need to pretend , โ
โ i 've never seen an ugly truth that i can't bend to something that looks better , โ
โ i'm stupid , but i'm clever , โ
โ you don't have to lie to girls , โ
โ if they like you , they'll just lie to themselves , โ
โ we love to read the cold , hard facts & swear they're incorrect , โ
โ we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest , โ
โ they'll cry & they'll lie , & do it till the day they die for you , โ
โ don't smile because it happened , cry because it's over , โ
โ you're supposed to think about me every time you hold her , โ
โ i want you to miss me , โ
โ you can fake it , but you know i know , โ