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audreyeatspencilgraphite

New commission sheet! I’ve been doing some DnD character comms recently so figured it was time for an update. I’ve only got lineart and full color pricing listed, but flat colors are still an option in between the two prices :)

#aj’s art #commissions open #digital art #illustration #my art #digital illustration #dnd #commissions #art commisions #art comms open

michaelmcdonaldofficial

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

autisticlittleguy

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.