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never doubt ilya knows how the staff likes to be treated after all these years
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Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it
today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book
learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw
like I'm sympathetic, it's hard work, it takes some degree of mental organisation and physical capacity that is not equally accessible to every human being on earth. I know. but regardless of how much you can do and how often, you will get better results across the board if you can frame it as positive effort towards a better situation instead of perpetually self flagellating for having the sin of being a solid thing in physical space that steadily accumulates dirt no matter what just like everything else on earth
one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.
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there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with
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Ilya: God, I need some serotonin Shane: *stands up* Shane: Shane: *sits back down* Shane: I forgot what that was for a second. I was gonna go get you some
shane is actually such a smooth flirter when he wants to be. he winks at ilya or eyes him up and down or whispers in his ear what he wants Ilya to do to him while they’re in public or he’ll put a hand on Ilya’s thigh under the table and slowly move it up and down very close to his crotch or he’ll drop some subtle personal innuendoes during conversations around others and Ilya is barely containing himself from throwing shane over his shoulder and marching off to fuck him behind the closest closed door every time.
Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.
shane holding onto ilya’s fingers with his whole hand at the cottage is so sweet to me… it’s so reminiscent of something kids do, grabbing onto someone they love with a clumsy grip. and shane is just a kid, with ilya… something about you makes me feel small, shy, safe. if i’m holding onto you, i’m tethered. even the barest point of contact anchors me. it feels unreal that you’re here with me, i get to show you everything, let me show you everything. we never get to hold hands anywhere else, and i’m allowed to want you, here, in this place that always made me feel like i could exist freely. i’m allowed to touch you however i want; i want you to touch me whenever, wherever, all the time, here. we don’t have to hold hands just to go up the stairs, but i want to. i know we have two weeks, but i don’t want to let go of you for even a second — call it making up for lost time.
It's not that Shane doesn't get irritated when people hit on his husband, because he does. It infuriates him. But Shane is not threatened, so he does not need to stake his claim by draping himself all over Ilya and announcing himself as Ilya's husband.
Ilya usually does this for Shane.
All Shane usually needs to do is come stand next to Ilya, smile at him, and then usually Ilya's hand reaches itself around and settles on Shane's waist or his ass, sometimes if Ilya is feeling especially romantic he will even pull Shane back against him and wrap his arms around him, hooking his chin over Shane's shoulder and continuing to talk as if he wasn't suddenly leaning all his weight against Shane's sturdy body. He will introduce Shane as "My husband, Shane Hollander". While he says this Shane likes to make direct eye contact with the person.
Just so they know.