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Don't fuck with the devil

[ps1]

[fckimsorry]

[still--getting--there]

[unutulmayayuztutmus]

[the-love-of-snakes]

Pluto shed! He’s so dark I love his new colors

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

the baby alpaca was only a week old

this is from a farm in wisconsin

what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole

what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field

the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her

people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

[the-love-of-snakes]

Pretty girl

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

[pr1nceshawn]

[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

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[windforge]

me

[the-mighty-python]

exactly!

[the-love-of-snakes]

For you @tailsandco

[scumshorty]

sparklesthetic

[the-love-of-snakes]

My son used to be so small

[laurelhach]

what snakes think, starring salsa

[browsedankmemes]

[joshmuratori]

I took these last year but never posted them on tumblr so here

[thelazypetowner]

yes i did the thing