[poetryaboutevisceration]

master list of fandoms I’m in :)

The Magnus Archives

The Magnus Protocol

The Mechanisms

Hadestown

Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812

Doctor Who

Torchwood

Lord of the Rings

Ghost Quartet

Conclave

Warriors (concept album)

Hamlet (kind of?)

Honor Among Thieves

Knives Out

Glass Onion

Dead Poets Society

The Residence

Agatha Christie books

The Iliad

Everyone in my Family has Killed Someone

Everyone on this Train is a Suspect

Everyone this Christmas has a Secret

Good Will Hunting

Venice the Musical

The Warriors (1979)

The Outsiders

House M.D.

Alien (1979)

The Long Walk

Supernatural*

Something Rotten!

Newsies

It

It: Welcome to Derry

and probably others!!

1st blinkie by @forgottendrawing

2nd blinkie by @blinkees i think?

3rd blinkie by @the-depressed-comedic-relief

*ive seen the first three episodes, then skipped to the second to last episode of season three bc of castiel and im watching from there

[nether-demon-warthog]

Paper Girls

Night at the Museum

Queen

Wake Up Dead Man

Hades

Hades 2

Truly, Devious

In Memoriam

Family Business

Alice by Heart

Next to Normal

Bare: A Pop Opera

As You Like it

Shadow and Bone

Six of Crows Duology

King of Scars Duology

Little Women

blinkies by @thelemonsnek and @icantstopdrinkingoil1 (i sadly do not know who made the scuzz one)

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Voting ended onJun 8

Michael design by @mangozic

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

[what-day-of-the-week]

All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:

November 26 2023

May 26 2024

January 26 2025

October 26 2025

April 26 2026

July 26 2026

September 26 2027

December 26 2027

March 26 2028

November 26 2028

August 26 2029

May 26 2030

January 26 2031

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September 26 2032

December 26 2032

June 26 2033

[unicorngunter]

Unfortunately soc sketches I indulged in while reading the book 😔

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[tournamentpollsinc]

Round Three

Doomed by the Narrative

Romeo/Juliet VS TenRose

Romeo/Juliet

TenRose

Voting ended onApr 28

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Semifinals

Nikola Orsinov (The Magnus Archives)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onApr 29

Nikola art is by @wreegis

[fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme]

please please please Nikola

[nether-demon-warthog]

if she gets beat by a. muppet ? i actually eat the sun

[fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme]

tube sun…….

[nether-demon-warthog]

tube sun…….

[fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme]

I need a Nikola victory

[nether-demon-warthog]

i need this too. she needs to win

[poetryaboutevisceration]

Guess who’s backkkk!!!

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

*flings you into the last video game you played*

Do you survive?

No

Absolutely not

Incredibly unlikely

Maybe

There is a chance

I’ll try

Yes

(See results)

Voting ended onDec 1, 2025

[wolfythewitch]

I'm in tears it was supposed to be a picture of Melinoë

[wolfythewitch]

I'm not upset with hades 2's characterization of Odysseus, I generally don't care about his fidelity. I'm just upset they divorced off screen. At least divorce on screen, I want in on the drama

[wolfythewitch]

I see "Melinoë reminds Odysseus of Telemachus" and I raise you, "Odysseus sees Melinoë and thinks of Neoptolemus"

[wolfythewitch]

Redraw of the last sketch lmao

[zagdusa-rights]

This is the polycule to me

[xxcrystalinerose]

Going back to Zag's romantic relationships from Mel is extremely hilarious to me because of how comparatively well-adjusted he was.

Sure he done fucked up with Meg in the past and they had to kill each other as part of the job description, his sudden leaving seriously hurt Than while also having communication issues w/ each other, and there's the matter of Dusa being a lowly servant of the House. But in the end, he sorted everything out with 0 grievances from all parties involved (that one dialogue where Than admits Meg is the one who tells him to finally pursue Zag seriously warms my heart). Got the Mom(s) Seal of Approval™ even, and from Achilles too!

Meanwhile I look at Melinoë and she has a frankly criminal amount of situationships. Her rizz level is insane and she goes straight for the throat when flirting yet somehow her dating life is simultaneously a mess and nonexistent. Nemesis regularly kicks her into the dirt verbally AND physically but is the only person to acknowledge how fucked up it is that Mel is sent out alone in the hopes of killing an all powerful Titan that took SIX gods to kill in the past. "Fuck you and fuck your stupid frog in particular" then turns around and gives free Death Defiances. Her and Moros try to flirt with each other but they kept missing the mark because sometimes one of them says something totally unhinged like it was normal (I don't think watching people die is an appropriate bathtime conversation topic, my man). Her and Eris are a hot mess—literally with all those rounds she shot at Mel AND without a basis of workplace professionalism. Icarus is one shot nerve away from accidentally proclaiming his undying (literally) love to her but his guilt complex is hanging on to that nerve. And then there's Arachne and her not so little crush warring with the fact that said crush is family with and is helping the gods who cursed her.

Never have I realized how important it is that Zag has become a minor god of relationship counselling until I look at his baby sister and think, "yeah girl you definitely need help for all that shit".

[wolfythewitch]

Jontim......