[toddsolondz]

every time i check instagram it’s someone from high school either becoming a doctor or getting married. a few weeks ago i jacked off so many times in one sitting that when i stood up i slipped and hit my head on the doorknob

[exitchorus]

I dont want to be a skeleton warrior anymore

[poguesfan1953]

Does anyone have somethjng nice to say to me today

[poguesfan1953]

good poasts 👍

Youre the only one to support m e and im calling on you in my time of need please buy me cigaregtrws

[poguesfan1953]

Can anyone on earth help me

[poguesfan1953]

Right so im the problem like alsways just because i came to the wizaerd conventjon drunk on skeleton wine

[poguesfan1953]

Joe Biden was actually a warlock of great renown

[imverylucky]

well i didnt want to say nuthin because i didnt want to scare you and i dont want to scare you right now but i might have to anyway, i believe i have seen some evidence that a dire spidermouse or even more than one have been in the area.

[poguesfan1953]

They never expect the cigarette burglar

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[poguesfan1953]

Scooby doo = real

[poguesfan1953]

Something was just taken from me

[poguesfan1953]

The London eye was just replaced with a terrible wheel of fire that will burn forever

[poguesfan1953]

The last magic troll just died in my arms

[poguesfan1953]

What did everyone get me for my birthday please

[poguesfan1953]

Would any1 care if something really really really really really bad and frightening happened to me because I’m starting 2 think the answer is no

[poguesfan1953]

The spider king keeps calling me

[poguesfan1953]

I would give up my life for a toy or a game