Crowbars n' Women

((This is a semi-humanized Crowbar rp blog~)) Your name is CROWBAR. In all honesty, you're not that interesting. The only things in life that bring you much joy are good fights, a stiff drink, and tons of flirting. Sure, you enjoy the company of other members of the Felt, but you don't really need them to be happy. As much as you hate to admit it, you're actually a little on the crazy and sadistic side. You lose your cool really easily, and often end up seriously hurting somebody before you pull yourself back together again. Of course, you're pretty chill aside from that. Luckily, in the past few years, you've gained a certain amount of self-control. While you still have frequent violent outbursts, you tend to only direct them at strangers, leaving your friends with some peace of mind. It's hard to tell whether this is Scratch's infuence on you as a member of the Felt, some sort of personal growth, or perhaps a part of you that's afraid to lose the ones you love due to your anger issues. Well, whichever it is has mellowed you out enough to be somewhat safe to converse with. Your number is 7 and you //" FReaKiNG LoVe CRoWBaRS!!

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//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

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*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//” You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//” HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i’LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN’T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH…

[dicevice]

Kaden, I’m happy with anything you get me. So, what did you get me?

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//” JuST FoRGeT aBouT iT. NeXT To aLL THiS STuFF You GoT Me, iT’S NoTHiNG.

[dicevice]

C’mon, Kaden, please? I’m curious now!

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//” iT’S ReaLLY NoT WoRTH iT.

[dicevice]

Please~! You use puppy eyes on him 

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//" iT'S JuST SoMeTHiNG oLD i FouND...

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//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

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*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//” You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//” HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i’LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN’T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH…

[dicevice]

Kaden, I’m happy with anything you get me. So, what did you get me?

[pointedredhats-blog]

//” JuST FoRGeT aBouT iT. NeXT To aLL THiS STuFF You GoT Me, iT’S NoTHiNG.

[dicevice]

C’mon, Kaden, please? I’m curious now!

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//" iT'S ReaLLY NoT WoRTH iT.

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//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

[pointedredhats-blog]

*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//” You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//” HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i’LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN’T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH…

[dicevice]

Kaden, I’m happy with anything you get me. So, what did you get me?

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" JuST FoRGeT aBouT iT. NeXT To aLL THiS STuFF You GoT Me, iT'S NoTHiNG.

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

[dicevice]

KADEN!

You punch him in the gut before hugging him and sobbing.

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*he takes the punch pretty well, and hugs Ethan back*

//” DiD’Ja MiSS Me?

[dicevice]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! You continue to sob into his shirt 

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//” i’M SoRRY, i’M SoRRY! SCRaTCH HaS HaD Me RuNNiNG aLL oVeR THe PLaCe.

//” THeRe’S… WeLL, iT’S HaRD To eXPLaiN, BuT THeRe’S TRouBLe iN SoMe oF ouR SiMiLaR TiMeLiNeS. iT’S HaD Me BuSY…

*he pats Ethan’s head*

[dicevice]

I got you some presents… You sniffle 

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//” oH, ReaLLY?

//” i GoT SoMeTHiNG FoR You Too. iT’S NoT aS CooL aS THe FuR CoaT FRoM LaST YeaR, BuT iT WaS THe BeST i CouLD Do WiTH HoW BuSY i’Ve BeeN…

[dicevice]

Wait here.

You shuffle off to your room before returning with a bag. Inside was a shirt that said World’s Best Father, a CD for one of Kaden’s favorite bands, and , LE GASP, porn mags with all the boobs, all of them. Buried under that was a red leather flog and a 7 ball gag,

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*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//" You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//" HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i'LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN'T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH...

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

[dicevice]

KADEN!

You punch him in the gut before hugging him and sobbing.

[pointedredhats-blog]

*he takes the punch pretty well, and hugs Ethan back*

//” DiD’Ja MiSS Me?

[dicevice]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! You continue to sob into his shirt 

[pointedredhats-blog]

//” i’M SoRRY, i’M SoRRY! SCRaTCH HaS HaD Me RuNNiNG aLL oVeR THe PLaCe.

//” THeRe’S… WeLL, iT’S HaRD To eXPLaiN, BuT THeRe’S TRouBLe iN SoMe oF ouR SiMiLaR TiMeLiNeS. iT’S HaD Me BuSY…

*he pats Ethan’s head*

[dicevice]

I got you some presents… You sniffle 

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" oH, ReaLLY?

//" i GoT SoMeTHiNG FoR You Too. iT'S NoT aS CooL aS THe FuR CoaT FRoM LaST YeaR, BuT iT WaS THe BeST i CouLD Do WiTH HoW BuSY i'Ve BeeN...

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

[dicevice]

KADEN!

You punch him in the gut before hugging him and sobbing.

[pointedredhats-blog]

*he takes the punch pretty well, and hugs Ethan back*

//” DiD’Ja MiSS Me?

[dicevice]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! You continue to sob into his shirt 

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" i'M SoRRY, i'M SoRRY! SCRaTCH HaS HaD Me RuNNiNG aLL oVeR THe PLaCe.

//" THeRe'S... WeLL, iT'S HaRD To eXPLaiN, BuT THeRe'S TRouBLe iN SoMe oF ouR SiMiLaR TiMeLiNeS. iT'S HaD Me BuSY...

*he pats Ethan's head*

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

[dicevice]

KADEN!

You punch him in the gut before hugging him and sobbing.

[pointedredhats-blog]

*he takes the punch pretty well, and hugs Ethan back*

//" DiD'Ja MiSS Me?

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//" GueSS WHo'S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

[dicevice]

My husband is gone

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//” iF i eVeR FeeL LiKe MY LiFe iS iN DaNGeR, i’LL THiNK aBouT SiGNiNG iT.

[dicevice]

Your life is almost always in danger!

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//" i MeaN MoRe So THaN uSuaL!

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[dicevice]

My husband is gone

[dicevice]

No, save the glasses for when I can see. And when the kids are asleep~

You clear your throat

Anyway, this is a contract with Hell.

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//” …

//” i LiKe HoW You JuST HaPPeN To HaVe oNe uNDeR YouR PiLLoW.

[dicevice]

I’m just prepared.

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//” aND BY THaT, i’M GueSSiNG You’Re oFFeRiNG Me a CHaNCe To SiGN iT?

[dicevice]

Yes. C:

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//” HMM.

//” WeLL…

//” i’LL CoNSiDeR iT.

//” THe FeLT STiLL NeeDS Me, THouGH. DeMoN oR NoT, i DoN’T THiNK i CaN JuST WaLK aWaY FRoM THiS KiND oF ReSPoNSiBiLiTY.

[dicevice]

You huff and stick it back under your pillow Fine.

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//" iF i eVeR FeeL LiKe MY LiFe iS iN DaNGeR, i'LL THiNK aBouT SiGNiNG iT.

[dicevice]

My husband is gone

[dicevice]

No, save the glasses for when I can see. And when the kids are asleep~

You clear your throat

Anyway, this is a contract with Hell.

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//” …

//” i LiKe HoW You JuST HaPPeN To HaVe oNe uNDeR YouR PiLLoW.

[dicevice]

I’m just prepared.

[pointedredhats-blog]

//” aND BY THaT, i’M GueSSiNG You’Re oFFeRiNG Me a CHaNCe To SiGN iT?

[dicevice]

Yes. C:

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" HMM.

//" WeLL...

//" i'LL CoNSiDeR iT.

//" THe FeLT STiLL NeeDS Me, THouGH. DeMoN oR NoT, i DoN'T THiNK i CaN JuST WaLK aWaY FRoM THiS KiND oF ReSPoNSiBiLiTY.

[dicevice]

My husband is gone

[dicevice]

No, save the glasses for when I can see. And when the kids are asleep~

You clear your throat

Anyway, this is a contract with Hell.

[pointedredhats-blog]

//” …

//” i LiKe HoW You JuST HaPPeN To HaVe oNe uNDeR YouR PiLLoW.

[dicevice]

I’m just prepared.

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" aND BY THaT, i'M GueSSiNG You'Re oFFeRiNG Me a CHaNCe To SiGN iT?

[dicevice]

My husband is gone

[dicevice]

No, save the glasses for when I can see. And when the kids are asleep~

You clear your throat

Anyway, this is a contract with Hell.

[pointedredhats-blog]

//" ...

//" i LiKe HoW You JuST HaPPeN To HaVe oNe uNDeR YouR PiLLoW.

[dicevice]

My husband is gone

Again… At least I have my babies to keep my company.

You snuggle the twins 

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//” aRe You TRYiNG To MaKe Me FeeL GuiLTY FoR WoRKiNG?

[dicevice]

Yes. :C Look, even the twins want you to stay home! 

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//” i CaN’T HeLP THaT i’M BeiNG FoRCeD To SPeND THe ReST oF MY LiFe DoiNG WHaTeVeR SCRaTCH WaNTS…!

//” iT’S NoT LiKe i WaNT To WoRK So MuCH.

[dicevice]

I could stick him in a dark pocket…

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//” i DuNNo. uNTiL eNGLiSH GeTS HeRe— aSSuMiNG He iSN’T HeRe aLReaDY— MY LiFe iS PRoBaBLY CoNNeCTeD DiReCTLY To HiS, SiNCe He CHaNGeD Me aND aLL. THaT MiGHT Be DaNGeRouS.

//” oN ToP oF THaT, aNoTHeR SCRaTCH WouLD JuST SHoW uP aND TaKe HiS PLaCe, aNYWaY.

[dicevice]

…

You dig under your pillow and pull out a contract

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*he glances at it*

//" So, You GoNNa TeLL Me WHaT THiS iS, oR aM i GoiNG To HaVe To WHiP ouT MY GLaSSeS aND ReaD iT?

[dicevice]

My husband is gone

Again… At least I have my babies to keep my company.

You snuggle the twins 

[pointedredhats-blog]

//” aRe You TRYiNG To MaKe Me FeeL GuiLTY FoR WoRKiNG?

[dicevice]

Yes. :C Look, even the twins want you to stay home! 

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//” i CaN’T HeLP THaT i’M BeiNG FoRCeD To SPeND THe ReST oF MY LiFe DoiNG WHaTeVeR SCRaTCH WaNTS…!

//” iT’S NoT LiKe i WaNT To WoRK So MuCH.

[dicevice]

I could stick him in a dark pocket…

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//" i DuNNo. uNTiL eNGLiSH GeTS HeRe-- aSSuMiNG He iSN'T HeRe aLReaDY-- MY LiFe iS PRoBaBLY CoNNeCTeD DiReCTLY To HiS, SiNCe He CHaNGeD Me aND aLL. THaT MiGHT Be DaNGeRouS.

//" oN ToP oF THaT, aNoTHeR SCRaTCH WouLD JuST SHoW uP aND TaKe HiS PLaCe, aNYWaY.

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===> Forget work and spend time with your fucking kids!

//" i'M TRYiNG, aSSHoLe...