Pointless Homestuck Facts

Pointless, but possibly interesting facts about Homestuck. Run by @shrimp-sprites.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #18: The Condesce is capable of applying animated gifs to her stationery.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #17: Tinkerbull canonically died when Tavros ran him over.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #16: John ate lasagna shortly before the events depicted in [S] Jade: Enter. This was presumably made by Nanna.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #15: Aradiabot has a quantum-based random number generator.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #14: Vriska's failed doomsday device is based on this beautiful beast from Problem Sleuth.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #13: Karkat has been exposed to enough Troll British culture, or whatever, to call masturbation "wanking".

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #12: It is stated, in Aradia's introduction, that Sollux named SGRUB himself.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #11: Tavros is implied to be interested in breeding his Fiduspawn.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #10: According to this page, the operating system that Sollux uses is Unix-like. Or whatever the troll equivalent is. Praise to Troll Linus Torvalds.

Also, Sollux uses vi, as opposed to vim. Insane.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #9: Karkat thinks Sollux can read minds. Sollux has told him, repeatedly, that this isn't true.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #8: Alternia has the concept of a monotheistic God who performs "miracles". Sollux and Karkat enjoy making fun of religion.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #7: Shortly after his introduction, Sollux asks Aradia about "the voices" staying with her until she dies, despite the fact that she is already dead.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #5: According to Sollux's introduction (and other instances of him discussing his powers), his vision twofold does not cause his prophetic visions - in fact, his vision twofold exists in spite of the visions. Until he inevitably goes blind later on, but he knew about that.

This is implied to be his Mage of Doom powers awakening before the game starts.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #6: In the aforementioned conversation between Sollux and Terezi, it is implied that a notable set of "Siamese Twins" (xiphopagus conjoined twins) existed on Alternia. This implies not only the existence of a Troll Chang Bunker & Eng Bunker, but also Troll Thailand.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #5: According to Sollux's introduction (and other instances of him discussing his powers), his vision twofold does not cause his prophetic visions - in fact, his vision twofold exists in spite of the visions. Until he inevitably goes blind later on, but he knew about that.

This is implied to be his Mage of Doom powers awakening before the game starts.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #4: On page 3981, it is heavily implied that Sollux pirates video games.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #3: On Page 3980 (new numbering), Sollux is shown putting the bees that make up his apiculture network to sleep. This implies that his psionic capabilities extend beyond telekinesis and eye beams.

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Pointless Homestuck Fact #2: Aradia and Terezi own the same dice set, but in different colors.