𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦

[poisedroyce]

I see what you did there life partner! @jessmckays

[badgiirlford-deactivated2020091]

Ugh, I swear the past few nights of little to no sleep are finally starting to catch up to me but not in the way I need them to because I still feel restless even tonight.. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Yeah sleep, we don’t know that here evidently.

[poisedroyce]

The normal for all of us at some point or another, mate. Hope you got some sleep though!

[poisedroyce]

Workout videos coming soon!

[supersadboix-deactivated2020031]

Nothing like getting your guts rearranged in the morning.

[poisedroyce]

quite the way to begin the day, eh?

[risingclaws-deactivated20200526]

I’m hurting… everywhere.

[poisedroyce]

you did good, little one. least now you can say karma’s on the way for shayna, yeah?

[poisedroyce]

day of the elimination chamber, brings back such schmick memories. good luck to all of my favourite people tonight.

[poisedroyce]

thank you, mate!

[poisedroyce]

day of the elimination chamber, brings back such schmick memories. good luck to all of my favourite people tonight.

[poisedroyce]

g’day mate! you did a schmick job last night in the match.

[poisedroyce]

day of the elimination chamber, brings back such schmick memories. good luck to all of my favourite people tonight.

[poisedroyce]

oi, little angel face! it was a rollercoaster of emotions for the entire show, why weren’t you involved?! robbed of our moment of bliss!

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

suppose it would make sense, gives fire and desire a legit tag team to go up against. i would, it would be pretty funny, but at the same time, i hope that isn’t what they have planned for you. you two should be allowed to run wild on the mic like you do. looking back on it, you were probably a feeder, always getting donuts. 

[poisedroyce]

best friends vs best friends/life partners? they wouldn’t know what hit them if we were to square off again. i’d like to run wild on the mic and in the ring but you know how it is. i’m working on my fitness right now so when they give the call i’ll be in even better shape. training a few days a week too. it wasn’t just donuts that i fed you with, i would get actual food too.

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

they’re bringing you back to smackdown then? any idea when that’ll be? heard you’d be coming back as clones of each other, heather one and heather two, apparently. i always left you at least one and a bite. i remember you sitting on the side calling it quits once or twice. 

[poisedroyce]

that’s the last i’ve heard since they want a tag team on the show again that’s an actual team. i wish i had more news for you but sadly, i don’t. you’d absolutely love that wouldn’t you? after you’d eat the one i wanted, you’d be such a good and loving man and save me one along with a bite. that’s coz i’d have a toast and vegemite before you came to the kitchen.

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

only just, only just. the diet is actually happening, i’m not even allowed to lick the donuts. you munched down on plenty of them, wasn’t just me, and i earned them anyway teachin’ all morning. 

[poisedroyce]

we’ll see about that later. thankfully we’re not on the same brand so i can bring in some for the girls and not catch you with crumbs in your beard. when you’d actually leave me some to munch on thank you very much. i went to a couple of classes, it wasn’t as hard as you make it sound, babe.

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

it hurts my ego a little bit to admit defeat, but sometimes? it has to be done. put a box of donuts in front of me and it’d be rude if i didn’t eat them, wouldn’t be appreciating the gift properly. donuts were good for my pre mania bulk. 

[poisedroyce]

and yet look at you, still alive and breathing! good thing that won’t be happening tonight, eh? i remember those days, get a good workout in before teaching the students and the sneakiest aussie for the day and going back to yours to eat every donut in front of you. before dinner too, the level of rudeness was far too much.

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

i don’t know if angelic is the right word. you know what? you’d out cackle me easily, i’m not about to argue that for a second, you can take the w. you probably licked them all first anyway. 

[poisedroyce]

it’s taken you this long to realize i’d out cackle you with ease? i’m shaking my head at you and won’t be sharing the goodies with you if you pass by. i licked the ones i wanted and yet, the entire package was eaten. six pack abs and diet where?

[poisedroyce]

day of the elimination chamber, brings back such schmick memories. good luck to all of my favourite people tonight.

[poisedroyce]

it’ll be a brawl for the ages, vince should enjoy that one at least. we love you too!

[leakees]

[poisedroyce]

day of the elimination chamber, brings back such schmick memories. good luck to all of my favourite people tonight.

[poisedroyce]

jess and i can share that last spot and we can all have a huge brawl. sounds schmick to me. you’re welcome, mate!

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

it’s a shame those things aren’t soundproof given how loud you two are when you both start laughing, puts up a good fight against my cackle. less crumbs if you eat them quickly, tactics. 

[poisedroyce]

they have to be blessed with our angelic voices somehow, mate. we could overpower your cackle if we were truly at maximum power. less crumbs and not saving any to be shared either. what a genius tactic.