i deserve nothing.

so you laugh through your tears ( ap. )

[poisone]

im remaking :joy:

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                                                  raises the dead  to do the macarena .

[poisone]

♥ for a starter

[blankslate]

[calumtrashofficial]

team lowkey sad af but hiding it under a thick layer of sarcasm and memes

[sparesyou-deactivated20161219]

         * Hold on, hold on —- I got a good one, I swear. ’ Despite the scientist’s initially aloof, borderline eerie, disposition, the mere start and finish of a pun is enough to bring light to his features —- paired and sealed with a wider smile ( scientists have tried to figure it out for years, never knew how ) for a result that his boss would call the paragon of almost childish joy.            His shoulder blades raised just a bit to build up the question alone with fingers curled inside of his lab coat for all the more effect, and… ‘ Why does the fish monster do their own stunts ?? ’

[poisone]

          ❛ oh boy .  alright , lay it on me . ❜   it’s yet another conversation full of jokes  &.  bad puns , but chara will never get tired of it .  they’re glad to have someone to joke around with who shares their sense of humor .  ( all they get is an eye roll from asriel ! )  they tap their chin a bit after hearing the start of the joke , then snicker as an idea pops into their head .   ❛ is it ‘cause it’s more efFISHient ?  or did you have another reason in mind ? ❜   they’re pretty proud of themself for coming up with that pun on the spot !

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                                                                    ❛ please ! ❜            that word didn’t make sense to nico .  the underworld had no mercy .  it only had justice .                                                      ind. nico di angelo  /  written by flynn

[disgustinghuman]

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

[poisone]

All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[poisone]

                                                                        * chara  ...                                                                 * can you hear me ?                                                            * we want you to wake up  ...                                                   written by flynn  /  personals , do not reblog

[angelsallaround]

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[valience]

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep. ‘Cause everything is never as it seems

[himizuka]

[lovesya]

                                                           a pre-game chara mix.                                                                  11 tracks // art.

fireflies (said the sky remix) - owl city  /  breathe in (daktyl remix) - japanese wallpaper ft. wafia  /  future friends - tilian  /  cry baby - melanie martinez  /  down - brandyn burnette  /  falling away - glades  /  painted in gold - strange talk ft. bertie blackman  /  staying (jac m remix) - koda  /  i was wrong - a r i z o n a  /  our demons (filous remix) - the glitch mob  /  end credits - eden

                                                                         listen.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[zombehleader]

* And if you’re one of them then you’re one of me.     And you would do almost anything just to feel free…  am I right?

[poisone]

[bcnis]

         ❛ imma bee ,   imma bee ,   imma ,   imma ,   imma bee .                           imma bee ,   imma bee ,   imma ,   imma ,   imma bee .           imma be on the next level ;   imma be rockin over that bass treble ,                           imma be chillin with my mutha ,   mutha crew ,                           imma be makin all them deals you wanna do ,           imma be up in that maylist flicks ,   doin one-handed flips ,           & imma be sippin on drinks cause ;                           imma be shakin my hips ,   you gon be lickin your lips ,           imma be takin them pics ,   lookin all fly and shit ,   imma be the flyest shit ,                           imma be spreadin my wings ,   imma be doin my thing . ❜