#doggust Day 10 - English Mastiff
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#doggust Day 10 - English Mastiff
NEW CHAPTER AND DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR THE TOGASAKU NATION 🌸🐢🎉 かめさく
The looks they give each other are so cute! I can't resist them ❤️
These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own.
via @thesassyducks instagram
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she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet
love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”
Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’
found-family speedrun
New offspring just dropped.
Dear @bogglebeans,
I didn’t get all the way there yet, but I’ve started something I hope you’ll like. Happy birthday and thank you for being such a generous, fun part of the fandom!
Much love
Q
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Harry had already finished his drink by the time he realised it was spiked with Veritaserum.
Pansy had suggested they play truth or dare and the words came out of his mouth before he registered he’d even opened it.
‘I have too much to hide.’
Harry snapped his mouth shut and immediately glared at Malfoy who lifted his own glass to toast him, a mocking grin on his face as he bought it to his lips, swallowing the contents down.
You fucker, Harry mouthed across the room at him. Malfoy’s grin widened, showing the sharpness of his teeth.
‘Happy birthday to me,’ he said, waving a careless hand. ‘Surprisingly it’s Potter, of all people, who’s deduced that the punch is spiked with a little something to let us all be a little more… honest with each other.’
Harry looked around the room, at the eight people gathered there, sitting on lounges, or leaning against Malfoy’s pretentious bar. The looks on people’s faces ranged from amused to interested to outraged.
‘You can’t just drug people,’ Theo said, pushing his way forward to stand in front of Malfoy, where he was sprawled indolently in his high backed chair, all long limbs and expensive clothes.
'I can do whatever I want,’ Malfoy said, in that bored drawl of his. Harry wondered if he had taken the Veritaserum too—if he believed his words were the truth.
'Isn’t that right, Head Auror Potter?’ he said, arching an eyebrow at Harry in a look that was full of challenge.
Harry meant to say I don’t care what you do. What came out of his mouth was far worse.
'You’ve never really been able to do anything you wanted.’
Malfoy’s face changed, his expression flashing mercurially, before he smoothed it, inclining his head to Harry as though conceding the point. Harry looked away. He hadn’t meant to say that. He hadn’t meant to say anything to reveal just how well he knew Malfoy’s moods and his movements, his thoughts and his wishes.
They’d been kind-of-friends for years now. There was a prickly tension between them that wouldn’t let them settle down into anything comfortable. Instead it was stunts like Veritaserum in the punch and thinly veiled references to back alley potions deals.
'So,’ Malfoy said, looking away from Harry. 'Who’s up for a game with some higher stakes?’
Harry looked around the room. Pansy was a journalist now, Blaise a lawyer. Ron was an Auror like him, Hermione in the Wizengamot. Theo and Astoria were in business together and Malfoy… there was a reason Harry ribbed him about back alley potions deals. For all that he had been watching Malfoy for years, Harry still wasn’t sure exactly what it was he did for his wealth nowadays. Malfoy seemed to delight in teasing him with it, hinting at darkness that could never be proved.
The people in the room exchanged looks. Each of them had plenty to hide.
This is incredible, and I love everything about it.
And of course rich, sassy Malfoy would be the one to drug people.
by Something_new
Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco’s attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of ‘why I hate you’ letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.
Words: 0, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Book Cover, Cover, Drarry
Hermione: Harry! You look like you’re about to pass out! Sit down and rest!
Harry: Hermione, I’m fine. I just pushed myself too hard in practice. I’m a captain. I have to work through the pain and show no weakness.
Hermione: Just yesterday you had to sit down for 10 minutes because you saw Draco scrunch his nose.
Harry: He looked like a grumpy kitten! What was I supposed to do?! Just collapse on the spot?! I think not!
witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”
I don't play the evil Commedia dell'arte game but I'm absolutely unhinged for Childe x Zhongli
Just vibing in the fantasy Chilis over chili
Incorrect Genshin Quotes.
Y/N: I'm totally into dark humour.
Kaeya/Venti: *Turns off the lights* Wanna hear a joke?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Kidnapper: We have your daughter.
Jean: I don’t have a daughter.
Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?
Jean: Oh my god, you have Klee.
Kidnapper: I’m going to become a Knight.
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Zhongli: Y/n and I don't have pet names for each other.
Childe: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?
Zhongli: Honey?
Y/N, from the other room: Yes dear?
Childe: Don't lie to my face again.
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Childe: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.
Childe: [throws brick through window]
Childe: Okay, let’s go!
Y/N:
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Y/N: Babe, babe, do the thing!
Diluc: *genuinely smiles*
Y/N, breathlessly: Oh my god...
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Y/N: Fuck you.
Lisa: Wouldn't you like to.
Y/N: what?
Lisa: what?
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Zhongli: Why are your tongues purple?
Childe: We had slushies.
Y/N: I had a blue one.
Childe: I had a red one.
Zhongli:
Zhongli: Oh.
Zhongli: OH.
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Jean: How are you feeling?
Diluc: I’ve got a headache that comes and goes.
Kaeya, walks in: Hey guys!
Diluc: It’s back.
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Baizhu: If Klee jumped off a cliff, would you -
Qiqi: Yes.
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Kaeya: I’M TOO HOT!
Kaeya: *points at Diluc*
Diluc:
Kaeya:
Diluc: *sighs*
Diluc: Hot damn.
Kaeya: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!
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Venti: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.
Y/N: We’re married.
Venti: Still.
Chibi Zhongli & Childe date ♥
Warning, I didn't change their clothes, I just read manga (they're ≈17y.o. here, bc I can)
AND 18YEAR OLD DILUC IS SO CUTE HSISJDJSKSKKSJDJJDKK I i i die
@ diluc untie your hair please
+ one really smol pic
a series of unfortunate events
How my friend climbs vs how I climb
“I see you exhausting your stamina.” “There’s only two way this ends. Either I make it or I die trying.”
genshin 1.1 spoilers /////// // / / based on.. That scene …