Congratulations on successfully completing the life activity of transitioning from ‘cohabitee helpmate’ to ‘committed consort companion’. Also commonly referred to as getting married. As a reward for completing this life experience, you have received this very important book. A book bestowed to you by your friends as a handy guide to achieving greatness in your future life activities as a married couple. Note: We highly endorse the exciting activity of combining DNA to create mini humans. Upon receiving this extremely important book, we recommend an immediate study of the information within its pages. Each page contains exceptional advice on married life and it’s experiences that modern couples are faced with during their time of ‘growing old together’. The contributors of this book are experts in their chosen professions and fields of knowledge, but alas, not a single one has any comprehension of the art of marriage. They did however, as they compiled the advice bestowed on these pages, many glasses of your wedding champagne that filled their minds and bellies with bubbles. Once again, congratulations. Thank you for the warm loving glow that the two of you emanated as we gathered to celebrate your love for each other. The two of you are both magnificent souls and together you make a beautiful union of love.
Lucy La Parr. Intro for the Wedding Book.
