Jirachi used cosmic power!

TRAINER CARD REQUESTS ARE OPEN. Please IM me for comments or questions UNRELATED to trainer cards. Trainer card requests submitted via IM will be ignored! Because Pokemon and astrology are two of the most entertaining things in the world. If you reblog posts from here, I'd appreciate if you tagged your sign (or other aspects, if the post mentions them). I won't be mad if you don't - I'm just curious. Thanks! Figure out your birth chart here: astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php Background by: carldoonan.tumblr.com

[renxamamiya]

[bbdeathz]

[prima-diva]

Do you like Pokemon and or lesbians?!

If you answered yes then you came to the right place! My name is Primadiva and I’m literally those two things! ..Well uh okay I’m not a Pokemon but I’m most definitely a lesbian! But I do really enjoy Pokemon! And you see I recently started a Pokemon Let’s Go Pikachu Wedlocke! If you don’t know what the heck a Wedlocke is, no problem! I explained it! Check it out! Here’s the full playlist!

[nintendocafe]

Pokémon Generation 8

Speaking to Japanese publication Famitsu, which has a massive 20 page feature on Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu, Pokémon Let’s Go Eevee and Quest, features an interview with The Pokémon Company CEO, Tsunekazu Ishihara who provided some information about the upcoming Pokémon game for Nintendo Switch. Tsunekazu Ishihara  reconfirmed that this game is due for release in the second half of 2019, will have better graphics than any prior Pokémon game, that it’ll be completely new aimed at experienced fans, not like Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu & Let’s Go Eevee and states that it will contain many brand new Pokémon!

[pokegraphic]

[kaiba-cave]

[taki-on-the-go]

Generation 4: Make a nice, homemade pastry for your Pokémon! With some berry infusion it’s sure to be tasty!

Generation 6: Play fun games and collect sweet tasty puffs for your Pokémon to eat! They’ll surely love them!

Generation 3: We used our SCIENCE GRINDER to mash berries into PERFECT MATHEMATICAL CUBES that pokemon CANNOT RESIST for their GEOMETRICAL REGULARITY

Generation 7: travel to the mythical Beane Land™…. meet the Beanse Guardian……. Collect Bean™ for yuor creatures?. maybe you will return. maybe not. unlock ALL secret beanes islands for ALL your beaning. needs

[theglaremage]

This is a pure and wholesome game

[peanutdream]

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

no.

no no. no no no no.

YES.

NOO.

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[lesbi-chus]

Cronch

[zodiacale]

Each Mars Sign When Upset

Mars in Aries: They will get angry for a short time and scream at you. Don’t worry, their bark is waaaaayyyyyy worse than their bite.

Mars in Taurus: It’ll take awhile to get these people truly upset. Yeah, don’t get these people truly upset. This is one of the two Mars placements that I actually fear, they’re so determined. You have been warned!!!!!

Mars in Gemini: These people like to weaponize words. They’ll probably just talk your ears off, to be honest.

Mars in Cancer: They will make you feel like the most gargantuan piece of shit to have ever existed. Do you know why? Because they look at you with their tears and their sad ass eyes and destroy you with guilt. Clever little bastards!

Mars in Leo: Drama queens!!!!!!!!!! They’ll probably throw an attention-seeking tantrum and then pout about life for awhile.

Mars in Virgo: They will analyze you and tear you apart. I feel like almost any Virgo placement is capable of this, but we’re talking about Mars right now.

Mars in Libra: They will get self-righteous as all hell. I find it funny that these people pride themselves on being logical, yet they defend themselves with passion more than anything remotely logical. Also, they’re suuuuuuuper passive-aggressive.

Mars in Scorpio: This is the other Mars placement that I fear. Why, you ask? Because they’re scary. They’re usually good at hiding what’s going on. Seriously, they could be having a mental breakdown, but look totally calm. If you piss them off, they’ll more or less be plotting your demise and they will destroy you slowly and mercilessly. They will NEVER forget what you did, asshole!!!!!!! 

Mars in Sagittarius: They’ll probably just tell you to shut up and call you jealous, no big deal.

Mars in Capricorn: These people have no time for your bullshit. Bye.

Mars in Aquarius: They will try to make you feel intellectually inferior.

Mars in Pisces: They’ll probably cry and be really moody.

[astrology-hell]

I am a poisoned candy bar, but emotionally i am perpetually miserable, I talk like a teenage girl trying to choose a prom dress, but express my energy in a methodical, calculating, and terrifying way. In love, i want a partner who is clearly a project. Before they get to know me, people perceive me as an adorable stage 5 clinger

[pokeastrology]

I am a failed lab experiment, but emotionally, I am sorry for existing. I talk like I’m gathering data on human kind, but I express my energy in a shamelessly domineering way. I want a partner who fits in perfectly with my master plan. Before they get to know me, people perceive me as a teacher’s pet.

[oddkittenart]

Finally finished! These are all going to be printed as charms (and probably stickers too.)

[firstginger]

types of people: pokémon villainous teams

rocket » black boots, pretending to be listening to music, thick eyeliner, challenges, sleeves with thumb holes, ghosting, black licorice, beat of their own drum, netflix binges, never needing to study, casino lights, nihilism, true crime shows, cat fur on clothes, always losing keys

magma » an early bird, loves to debate, itineraries, picky eater, writing only in pen, sensitive, big hoodies, stickers on laptop, never leaves anything up to chance, group leader, deeply passionate, theoretical conversations, book store dates, sending letters, unofficial critic of everything

aqua » rainstorms on roofs, can make anything a competition, popsicles, stubbed toes, bandanas, spending all night with friends, swallowing regret, summer memories, the sound of waves at night, flirtatious teasing, old polaroids, loneliness, making too many promises

galactic » star gazing, crumpling up paper, hair dye, messenger bags, poetry at midnight, truth or dare, always asking questions, believes in ghosts, yogurt raisins, technology expert, drinking coffee black, long work days, morning radio, hates change, talking a lot or not at all

plasma » animal person, eccentric fashion, double texting, the distant sound of sirens, giving into temptation, overcast skies, breakfast for dinner, big picture, feeling helpless, mom friend, hugging and not letting go, sidewalk chalk, heart on their sleeve, chasing freedom

flare » philosophical, foreign castles, sticking to habits, long baths, forever starting projects, careful words, stationary, doing work in cafes, empty streets, appreciating the old, secrets, too many thoughts, lipstick, lost friends, feeling misunderstood, pea coats, painting their nails by candlelight

skull » you only live once, abandoned spaces, road trips, center of attention, glow in the dark things, self-deprecation, faux leather jackets, taking a nap anywhere, insect taxidermy, skull print, new obsession every week, sitting on countertops, secret anime fan, encyclopedia of weird facts

[artsy-theo]

Pokemon Pink/Special Clefairy Edition: Clefairy expressions (based on Pikachu’s from Pokemon Yellow).

(hypothetical cover artwork)

[scyther-no-scything]