pokemary!!!!

(Pokemon IRL Blog. She is literally THE Mary Sue. This is just my take on if she was in the Pokemon World.)

[pokemarysue]

Hi!!!! I'm Mary Sue!!! I have all the legendary Pokemon and (almost) everybody loves me!!!

I am a 14 year old forever, so don't even try anything weird, but I celebrate birthdays just for the fun of it, but just because I'm 14, doesn't mean that I don't have the capabilities to take over the entire multiverse ok????

Other than my legendaries, I have Cupcake the Togepi, Basil the Budew, and Biter the Gible, Fighter the Riolu.

My Powers: I can blast people to bits, teleport to anywhere whenever I want, transform into anything, bend people to my will with my mind, and emit nuclear radiation whenever I want!!!

Don't hate me if my life is too perfect for you, other than being the prime perfect human being, I'm literally just an ordinary girl, ok???? :3

My other socials:

Gliscord: Mary Sue

Check out the Pokemon IRL Roleplay community on Discord - hang out with 52 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

And... That's it! I have only two socials I'm available on!

More under the cut:

Hi!!! @winniemobile/@winnccc here!!!

Pelipper Mail/Malice is allowed, Musharna Mail/Malice is allowed, Magic Anons in allowed, anon hate is allowed, everything but NSFW stuff is allowed, I'm a minor and Mary is 14 forever. This is Mary Sue so expect some bs.

Christ, I have to update this now, just because anon hate is allowed doesn't mean you have to send ME anon hate, if you're send this shit to me you're blocked.

[pokemarysue]

Im mary sueing your ass for copyright infringement

Y/N is MY partner. NOT yours.

Y/N IS ALL YOURS MAN I DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER🤮🤮🤮🤮

[pokemarysue]

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

[pokemurphs]

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

[pokemarysue]

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

[pokemurphs]

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

[pokemarysue]

Awesome.

[pokemurphs]

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

[pokemarysue]

It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.

[pokemurphs]

Youre right, Its a little mild but Ive definetly tasted something like this on my vacations. Anyways, ill go with fire next.

[pokemarysue]

I mean, it's a bit spicy but it's good so good choice- OMG THAT SPICY??

[pokemurphs]

EUGHsfppspapojpwaojwjajdp Its like a pop-roggenrola eughhhhhh

[pokemarysue]

Psychic is probably gonna be... Oh dear good luck???

[pokemurphs]

If i ever get high again please dont record me...

*tentative crunching*

Ow.

[pokemarysue]

You got a one second headache... In fact, all the effects lasted for one second. Dang bro that's crazy. Hmm... What next?

[pokemarysue]

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

[pokemurphs]

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

[pokemarysue]

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

[pokemurphs]

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

[pokemarysue]

Awesome.

[pokemurphs]

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

[pokemarysue]

It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.

[pokemurphs]

Youre right, Its a little mild but Ive definetly tasted something like this on my vacations. Anyways, ill go with fire next.

[pokemarysue]

I mean, it's a bit spicy but it's good so good choice- OMG THAT SPICY??

[pokemurphs]

EUGHsfppspapojpwaojwjajdp Its like a pop-roggenrola eughhhhhh

[pokemarysue]

Psychic is probably gonna be... Oh dear good luck???

[pokemarysue]

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

[pokemurphs]

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

[pokemarysue]

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

[pokemurphs]

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

[pokemarysue]

Awesome.

[pokemurphs]

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

[pokemarysue]

It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.

[pokemurphs]

Youre right, Its a little mild but Ive definetly tasted something like this on my vacations. Anyways, ill go with fire next.

[pokemarysue]

I mean, it's a bit spicy but it's good so good choice- OMG THAT SPICY??

[pokemarysue]

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

[pokemurphs]

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

[pokemarysue]

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

[pokemurphs]

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

[pokemarysue]

Awesome.

[pokemurphs]

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

[pokemarysue]

It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.

[pokemarysue]

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

[pokemurphs]

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

[pokemarysue]

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

[pokemurphs]

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

[pokemarysue]

Awesome.

[pokemarysue]

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

[pokemurphs]

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

[pokemarysue]

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

[pokemarysue]

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

YOURE NOT??????

[pokemarysue]

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

[pokemurphs]

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

[pokemarysue]

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

[pokemurphs]

Very nice but it took me up higher than Champion Leon's Charizard. so what about the other types of tera crystal?

[pokemarysue]

I'll send you all of the others if they taste that great??

If your parents get you in trouble just say I sent you them and then they'll probably say "That Mary kid? Yeah she's perfect and what not what can go wrong?"

[pokemurphs]

Of course they would... Now do the different types have different flavours and effects or..?

[pokemarysue]

Only one way to find out. Come visit me in my house I have lots of them in the fridge, your parents will probably give you permission. :)

[pokemurphs]

They only really allow me to visit you so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Omw! hopefully my little sister and her ralts will cooperate

[pokemarysue]

Awesome.

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

YOURE NOT??????

[pokemarysue]

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

[pokemurphs]

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

[pokemarysue]

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

[pokemurphs]

Very nice but it took me up higher than Champion Leon's Charizard. so what about the other types of tera crystal?

[pokemarysue]

I'll send you all of the others if they taste that great??

If your parents get you in trouble just say I sent you them and then they'll probably say "That Mary kid? Yeah she's perfect and what not what can go wrong?"

[pokemurphs]

Of course they would... Now do the different types have different flavours and effects or..?

[pokemarysue]

Only one way to find out. Come visit me in my house I have lots of them in the fridge, your parents will probably give you permission. :)

[pokemurphs]

They only really allow me to visit you so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Omw! hopefully my little sister and her ralts will cooperate

[pokemarysue]

Awesome.

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

YOURE NOT??????

[pokemarysue]

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

[pokemurphs]

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

[pokemarysue]

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

[pokemurphs]

Very nice but it took me up higher than Champion Leon's Charizard. so what about the other types of tera crystal?

[pokemarysue]

I'll send you all of the others if they taste that great??

If your parents get you in trouble just say I sent you them and then they'll probably say "That Mary kid? Yeah she's perfect and what not what can go wrong?"

[pokemurphs]

Of course they would... Now do the different types have different flavours and effects or..?

[pokemarysue]

Only one way to find out. Come visit me in my house I have lots of them in the fridge, your parents will probably give you permission. :)

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

YOURE NOT??????

[pokemarysue]

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

[pokemurphs]

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

[pokemarysue]

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

[pokemurphs]

Very nice but it took me up higher than Champion Leon's Charizard. so what about the other types of tera crystal?

[pokemarysue]

I'll send you all of the others if they taste that great??

If your parents get you in trouble just say I sent you them and then they'll probably say "That Mary kid? Yeah she's perfect and what not what can go wrong?"

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

YOURE NOT??????

[pokemarysue]

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

[pokemurphs]

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

[pokemarysue]

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

YOURE NOT??????

[pokemarysue]

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

[pokemarysue]

DID YOU EAT THE WHOLE BAG???

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

YOURE NOT??????

[pokemarysue]

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

[pokemurphs]

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

[pokemarysue]

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

[pokemurphs]

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

[pokemarysue]

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭