Chance not the rapper

@pokemurphs

I like pokemon, but i think they dont like me

34 posts

Hello!!!!

Hi! Im Chance F.M. (Faust-Murphy but F.M. makes me sound like a radio station), a pokemon trainer based in Galar for the time being! I'll be liveblogging my journey, as in everything. This is mainly something for me to look back on when I get older, like a memoir of sorts but also a public blog because why not haha.

I'll try to pump out updates on my journey as much as I can. As for the actual goal? We will cross that bridge when we get there!

More about me!:

pronouns: any, just use any, the funnier the better

gender: yes

sexuality: no

My Pokemon!

Clover, my childhood Meowth, likes to scratch me but I love him.

Thats it.

// Hey its me Grey! (aka @dysfunctionallygrey, my main acc) this is my first rp blog ever so haha.

as for boundaries: No NSFW, please.

Will be updated when i need to

#pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr #rotumblr #pinned post

//reblog this to your rotomblr blog if you'd like an ask from kaye! i really should be sending more asks, but i get so hung up on "would kaye say this?" that i get nervous and chicken out. figured i'd do something to Make Myself get more comfortable interacting with other rotomblr blogs

the-daycare-pokecenter

Hi guys! As someone who owns multiple Normal types, i have a question for Mr. Park.

What's your best piece of advice to anyone looking to be Normal type specialists? or even just trainers who have a lot of Normal types. And are there any universal care tips for most normal types? Im a new trainer so any sort of advice would be good.

Woah, Mr. Park!?! You got be feeling old!! /lh j

In all seriousness, my best advice for normal type specalists is to be ready for anything!! Normal types have a large range of needs. Different diets, different grooming, different moves, different everything! Especially dual type normals!! For pure normals types, they're kind of the most similar to each other. They usually eat 3 times a day, regular pokekibble, need grooming sessions every month or so, ect. ect. However!! It is important to research EACH POKEMON!! On my main team, I myself have Ditto, Exploud, and Porygon-Z. All pure normal! However, Exploud eats much more than both the others, and Porygon-Z eats electricity and data! Ditto never needs grooming, but Porygon-Z enjoys being washed and ploished regularly.

If there was one rule to keep in mind for normal types, I'd say be prepared to be called boring, even though some normals types are the most INTERESTING Pokemon I've ever seen!

There ya have it!! Any more Q's, feel free to hit me up!! I loveee seeing other normal type trainers and their pokemon!!

Thanks for the advice! My team right now isnt giving me too much trouble but its the thought of them evolving and not being able to keep up with their needs is what makes me nervous. Right now i only have three Pokemon, a Meowth, Joltik and Smeargle but a lot could happen as they evolve and get stronger.

You definetly are right on the boring part, Ive definitely heard that word thrown around but those people definitely have never lived with a very moody Smeargle before!

Im very glad for the reply and super thankful for the advice! rest assured ill be asking more questions as time goes on! Once again thanks for everything!!

#pokemon irl #rotomblr #rotumblr

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

Awesome.

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.

Youre right, Its a little mild but Ive definetly tasted something like this on my vacations. Anyways, ill go with fire next.

I mean, it's a bit spicy but it's good so good choice- OMG THAT SPICY??

EUGHsfppspapojpwaojwjajdp Its like a pop-roggenrola eughhhhhh

Psychic is probably gonna be... Oh dear good luck???

If i ever get high again please dont record me...

*tentative crunching*

Ow.

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

Awesome.

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.

Youre right, Its a little mild but Ive definetly tasted something like this on my vacations. Anyways, ill go with fire next.

I mean, it's a bit spicy but it's good so good choice- OMG THAT SPICY??

EUGHsfppspapojpwaojwjajdp Its like a pop-roggenrola eughhhhhh

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

Awesome.

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.

Youre right, Its a little mild but Ive definetly tasted something like this on my vacations. Anyways, ill go with fire next.

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

Awesome.

*Cronch*

WOAH

What the hell.

If you wanna knoe i didnt feel high, it felt like the opposite... for like one second

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.

Water i guess, maybe Psychic or Fire next

Knock Knock I am here.

Come in- OMG CYAN NO-

BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.

You make it sound like you have drugs in there... I mean its not too far from it ...

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

YOURE NOT??????

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

Very nice but it took me up higher than Champion Leon's Charizard. so what about the other types of tera crystal?

I'll send you all of the others if they taste that great??

If your parents get you in trouble just say I sent you them and then they'll probably say "That Mary kid? Yeah she's perfect and what not what can go wrong?"

Of course they would... Now do the different types have different flavours and effects or..?

Only one way to find out. Come visit me in my house I have lots of them in the fridge, your parents will probably give you permission. :)

They only really allow me to visit you so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Omw! hopefully my little sister and her ralts will cooperate

okay hi. im curious about this and i know theres probably already a poll about this but im too lazy to dig for it so!!

do you consider yourself a type specialist?

yes, and i only have pokemon of that type

yes, but i have a few pokemon of other types

yes, but i specialize in multiple types

no, but multiple of my pokemon share a type

no, i am not a type specialist

i only have 1 pokemon/i have no pokemon

Voting ended onJul 23, 2024

rb for bigger sample size or whatever

Multiple normal types (most of them are my family's but whatever) and a Joltik.

#pkmn irl #rotomblr #rotumblr

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

YOURE NOT??????

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

Very nice but it took me up higher than Champion Leon's Charizard. so what about the other types of tera crystal?

I'll send you all of the others if they taste that great??

If your parents get you in trouble just say I sent you them and then they'll probably say "That Mary kid? Yeah she's perfect and what not what can go wrong?"

Of course they would... Now do the different types have different flavours and effects or..?

little--critter

Skitty my beloved <3

I love Skitties. I love Skitties I love Skitties

Anybody who says the spelling is wrong consider that i am Galarian

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

YOURE NOT??????

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???

Very nice but it took me up higher than Champion Leon's Charizard. so what about the other types of tera crystal?

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

YOURE NOT??????

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

I think its gone now...

Holy flittle on a stick Mary...

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

YOURE NOT??????

DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭😭

...

Am I? Am I high? is this what it feels like?? my parents are going to kill me.

@pokemarysue!!

Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.

"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"

I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...

woah

Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?

i have so many thouughts

Since when were shiny Copperajah pink?

You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭

YOURE NOT??????

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