[crispywisp]

animated one of funnywes’ videos, her voicework below:

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[venomous-snake]

[bigmonsteras]

[snak-e-ater]

[bidoof]

Major Ocelot you’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 472629597227394 billion years. You will have no revolvers, no Ocelot Unit, no Philosopher’s Legacy, no Big Boss, and no arms for the rest of your life, and you will have to brainwash yourself to like children’s shows like The Backyardigans and The Wiggles. Go to your room now

[assiraphales]

my favorite part about x files is how mulder is always like ‘bigfoot has been riding thru the town on a skateboard’ and scully is like ‘that’s ridiculous’ and the second her back is turned bigfoot skates by

[infectiouspiss]

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

[infectiouspiss]

NVM ONE SUGGESTED NIGHT GUARD OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM GONNA FUCK FREDDY FAZBEAR

[b0nkcreat]

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"

[b0nkcreat]

never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

[theblackparadeisdead]

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

[theblackparadeisdead]

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

[theblackparadeisdead]

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

[doctor-bodacious]

[mamoru]

I think one of the goals of society should be that someone who requires expensive medicine and a lot of care can live an amazing life, the longest life they possibly can, with dignity, even if they have no friends or family or anyone who cares enough about them to help. the goals of a society should be to make life better than if we are alone, society should want life to be as good as possible for as many people as possible, and those goals should account for people not having social support networks.

[mamoru]

social life aside, the most hated or ignored person in town should be able to live as good and fair and just of a life as the most loved person in town. survival needs to stop being a popularity contest.

[huffylemon]

[irradiatedsnakes]

also draw transmasc characters with tits and transfem characters without them sometimes its good for you. degender boobs and lack thereof now

[fleshdyke]

Please tell about the second defense mechanism i can't find anything online about it

yeah i wasn’t sure how much was online abt it so here’s a video 👍

[frenzyarts]

I find it interesting that the mouth salivates both when we’re hungry and when we’re nauseous. It doesn’t matter if stuff is coming in or out, our throat is like okay boys time to lube up the tunnel

[doubleca5t]

Babe could you have phrased this in literally any other way

[munch-mumbles]

[girlballs-archive]

this thing is a type of animal

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is what picking a steamed crab is like

[argumate]

we should make more cars so this thing can eat them

[slavicafire]

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

[vonkarma2]

[possession]

TWIGGY & WOODY ALLEN My Generation (2017) dir. David Batty

[matratzengruft-1]

"His first question was: 'Who's your favourite philosopher?' My heart sank. I wanted to run off and burst into tears. I didn't know any philosophers. And he probably knew I didn't. When I said so, he replied, 'Oh come on, everyone has a favourite philosopher.' It was such a cruel thing to do to a young girl."

"I was desperate and trying not to cry but I turned the tables on him and asked him to come up with some names - but he couldn't think of any either! Then he said to me, 'I suppose you've read Dickens,' thinking I hadn't. So I said, 'Yeah, I read him at school.' In the end he said, 'Oh, I can't interview her,' and left the stage." 

-Twiggy