Cross-Universe Clusterf*ck

This is a crossover of Pokemon Special and Homestuck. I do not own either of them, this is just for fun. Some material are sporked from Homestuck and the MSPA wiki. Read this in order.

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((um... I have bad news and good news. The good news is that I got a new computer bundled with Adobe Photoshop Elements 10 and Adobe Premiere Elements 10 (I used to have Photoshop Elements 6.0). The bad news is that the reason I got a new computer is that my old computer completely broke down with physical wound on the hard drive, and took all that was inside with it, including material for this comic and unpublished panels. And so far tablet isn't working on the new computer.

I know that I have some sprites posted on tumblr, so I'm going to fish them out. The rest... well, this comic isn't very big or complicated, so I'll redraw them better, I suppose. I can try the isometric rooms since I'm going to have to start over nearly from scratch?))

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You think you may have overdone it.

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HECK, LET'S OT6. OR MORE.

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BuT WHAT ACTuALLY WOuLD BE CANON WOuLD BE AN OT3 OF COuRSE.

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THE GINGER AND THE WORKAHOLIC SHOuLD GET MOVING TOO. THEY BOTH LOVE BOOKS AND ARE INTELLIGENT. THEIR CHILD SHALL BE A MUSE OF LIGHT.

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AND LuST. WHAT KIND OF STORY HAS NO ROMANCE IN IT? PASSIONATE, FLESHY ROMANCE.

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A GOOD STORY NEEDS TENSION. WHAT IS A GOOD STORY WITHOuT A GOOD FIGHT?

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HELLO HuMANS AND MONSTERS ALIKE.

THIS WEBCOMIC SuCKS. THEREFORE I AM TAKING OVER.

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Nah, the tiger's friendly. It won't maul you or anyone else. Probably just here to check out how its adopted child is doing.

Where is Pichu, anyway? Somewhere in the Viridian Forest?

Who's Pichu? Oh, some brat you hatched a few adventures ago. Raikou here seems to care about it. It's the king of everything thunder, after all, so a baby thunder mouse is like its child.

You flirt a bit with the tiger, just for the heck of it. It seems to say that it promises you a short but painful death when the time comes.

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Now that the versions are compatible, Gold can now be freely mauled by the thunder tiger! Isn't technology awesome?

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An update is in order. And completed.

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This won't do.

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Too soon. Gold has already installed the imperfect discs. The appearance of a version of Raikou not in the discs' data is sprouting glitches all over the place. The story cannot possibly continue this way.

But that is alright.

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Familiar? These aren't supposed to be familiar yet, unless you have been reading Pokemon Special. But if you want a spoiler for this story, they will be taken from a person from the past in the future in the past.

That's future for Gold, past for the ladies. Now for us. It's always the present for us.

Oh yes, that's a dead lady there. No man would be caught dead with eyewears as flamboyant as these. No, wait, most Hoenn men would. My bad.

> This is giving me a headache. Take me back to Gold.

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No can do, but I can give her a pair of eyewears.

==> Hahaheh...wait, these look a bit familiar?

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I must refuse on her behalf, for a lady must be presented in an elegant style. Always. Which means at least a partial Hero Mode.

==> Can you at least give the lady a pair of eyes?

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Asking her name? That is quite rude. If she likes you enough, she will tell you. No, you should not name her either. Just call her Lady in the meantime will do, if you have to call her something. And please be respectful, she is quite important.

==> Ask her to be represented in a more symbolic form.