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22 // enjoyer of freakish men

[bearionette]

Obsessed with him at the moment

[temmmry]

Like father like son

[metalbatteryzone]

[roaldamundsen]

yeah boss....yeah we hired a new goon.... he's all ethereal and pretty like a baby fawn sleeping in a morning dew sprinkled clearing with a ray of sunshine spilling right on him through the branches of the trees. just how you like them boss

[eveotg]

Care for a dance?

[targetedknowledge]

[were--ralph]

VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTION

[tropotropotropo]

Been awhile

[tikihoneybee]

prisoners & roleswap

[poketkit]

[mighty-house]

Pulling faces with Pomni <3

[gretzky016]

还是性转，有拉郎成分

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I CANT FALL ASLEEP.berry

[im-mender]

eat a slumberberry

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[3000s]

its funny when other people go "and i'm fat as fuck" as if its like a bad thing, really shows how your perspective on everything dictates your life because when i say i'm fat as fuck i'm smiling about it

[3000s]

you can just enjoy being fat instead of trying to lose weight or talk down on yourself, its not hard

[3000s]

i'm at an advantage though because i've had a "fat fetish" since childhood so i already understood that fat is cute and beautiful my whole life

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it

Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning

[kosmogrl]

[beetlelunch]

beee whooo youuu arrreeee 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️